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FUSHIGI
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Sobchak don't roll on Shabbos.
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19 years and 17k posts...
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Walter Sobchak dabbled in pacifism...
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Registered Cruiser
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pursuing Happiness
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The dude abides.
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87' Carmine Red Carrera - Keeper 82' Silver SC - Sold 79' Gran Prix White SC - Sold 05' Black C2S - Daily driver I have never really completely understood anything. |
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01-27-2012, 07:39 PM
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Edministrator
Join Date: Aug 2003
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The human head weighs 8 pounds.
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01-27-2012, 08:19 PM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
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01-27-2012, 08:31 PM
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Buddy Hackett said to his wife, "I want to be cremated."
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01-27-2012, 09:30 PM
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the average age of the engineers cheering for Apollo 11 from the control room was 26.
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01-27-2012, 09:54 PM
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Our moon is drifting away from us about 1" per year.
The moon's gravitational pull on the oceans creates about a 14' bulge in the oceans, highest during new and full moons.
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1984 Carrera Coupe = love affair 1997 Eagle Talon Tsi = old girlfriend (RIP) 2014 Chrysler 300 AWD Hemi = family car "Lowering the bar with every post!" |
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01-27-2012, 10:12 PM
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If the tide is caused by the moons gravity causing a 'bulge', and the earth spins on it axis once a day - why are there two high tides per day?
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01-28-2012, 03:13 AM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
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same reason that the moon eclipses the sun almost perfectly and yet the sun is many times larger...its because there really isn't a moon or sun...we are part of a large computor program and that part of the code writing was done by the one who wrote the logic for numbers, music and the line of the Cayman - it all makes sense. Unfortunitly the one that wrote the code for women, politics and the Dallas Cowboys was smoking crack...
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01-28-2012, 05:00 AM
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FUSHIGI
Join Date: Feb 2006
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the space shuttle booster rockets' diameters can be traced to the width of horse butts.
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01-28-2012, 05:31 AM
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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
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Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently.
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"I want my two dollars" "Goodbye and thanks for the fish" "Proud Member and Supporter of the YWL" "Brandon Won" |
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01-28-2012, 06:22 AM
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I see you
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: NJ
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my ex got fat.
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Si non potes inimicum tuum vincere, habeas eum amicum and ride a big blue trike. "'Bipartisan' usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." |
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01-28-2012, 06:47 AM
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drunk and stupid
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01-28-2012, 07:12 AM
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Miss Cleo the TV psychic's company was charged by the FTC with deceptive advertising, billing and collection practices.
Miss Cleo did not see that coming.
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Wrap me up in my old flying jacket, And give me a joystick to hold, to hold, And I'll soar once again o'er the trenches And thus shall my exploits be told. |
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01-28-2012, 07:23 AM
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Aibohphobia is fear of palindromes.
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01-28-2012, 07:27 AM
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In 2003 Cat Stevens won the "World Social Award" for "humanitarian relief work helping children and victims of war".
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01-28-2012, 08:27 AM
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coulda, woulda, shoulda
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Louisiana
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If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges
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John 74 911s They laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at them because they are all the same. |
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01-28-2012, 03:28 PM
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since everybody here is a comedian, i'll continue with fun facts....
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by removing one olive from each salad served in first class.
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01-28-2012, 04:13 PM
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Gon fix it with me hammer
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01-28-2012, 04:21 PM
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MazdaSpeed3
1984 Porsche Carrera
Eagle Talon TSi AWD
Chrysler 300 AWD Hemi
MYT911
part way there
BimForce the Third, Esquire
