Barstool Entertainment

[sammyg2]

OK this one's true: I was sitting at a bar back when I was ...well let's just say I wasn't quite old enough.

A drunk down a couple of stools ordered a .. KAZMA-KAZZY".

I couldn't let it go. hey buddy, whatcha drinking?
it's a kazma kazzy. They're real strong so ya gotta sip em slow.

Never quite got over that.

[Racerbvd]

Originally Posted by Superman

Alright well....I can see you guys haven't spent enough time in taverns. Or maybe the guys who go to bars are.....busy right now.

Naw, I haven't spent much time in bars

I have a story, pretty close to the one you started this with..
When I was in charge of Hospitality for my old regions DEs, we had great parties a very fun bar at the hotel that we would close down. Well the Bartender on duty one of those nights had Earned the title of Savannah's Meanest Bartender (but she really was a sweety)

Well, she was being playful, but one of the region drunks..

started giving her a hard time, so she squirted him with water, then he called her a

$3.95 an hour trailer trash c**t wh**e

Well that Long Legged Blond came from behind the bar, grabbed him off the bar stool, just like in Supe's story and out the door he went, course I ended up paying his bar tab
Course at the track the next morning, the Chief Instructor (who was in the bar when all this went down) called out the Drunks name, and said

There is a Long Legged Blond at the gate asking for you

Originally Posted by svandamme

i've been tossed through a plate glass window once, while i was sitting at a bar, but i didn't really see it happen..
It was one of those "snotnoze entered the wrong kind of biker gang bar and sat at the wrong barstool or something"...

That happened to my on my 19th birthday at a bar in Texas, some big guys girl friend kept hitting on my and he got pissed, I was flirting with another girl wasn't even interested in her.

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by targa911S

from the stage I have seen a guy get knifed in the gut, ... seizures ) and so many breasts ya stop lookin at em, [] projectile vomiting, tons of fist fights, and throw in some oral sex and ... a heart attack victim ... and heat stroke.

was this all the same person?

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by oldE

Somebody put him up to it.

Les

Hahahahahahaha.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by targa911S

Les, are you and Bill working together?

It might look like that but no. Honestly LOL

[dafischer]

Originally Posted by s_morrison57

Jeez, I miss out on all the fun. Question is : did she know she was letting go?
Finn

Depends.

[mikeesik]

The best time of my life was at a club called-'GOOSE LOONIES'
.
They'd take 3 breaks a night and have the employees do a air guitar mockup of a certain popular song at the time. It was quite professional. I hated it.
Just play the real deal.

For the first time they allowed sociables like our 'stud' gang on the stage.-and we were!!

At first they thought we were going to do WHAM but then the Audience realized it would be -the great DURAN-DURAN.

We started. I was Mr. Lebon. We were all cut- cut and a half! Otherwise I couldn't do the damn thing on stage.

Of course the management recognized us as regulars.
We were the first that they allowed to do the air-bands....and last time.

All of our gang filled up all the Durane's 1st. generation group.

I was Lebon with a wireless mic.
Another was Nick Rhodes.
Another was Roger Taylor.
Another...you get it.

The music started.. as I said we were all Really CUT!!- Drinking first in the car and going into the club drunk and at least we had the smarts in timing to be leaving the club almost sober.
We were all there on stage like real time Duran-Duran.

Hungry like the wolf played.

I started singing and dancing (like dancing-not a fag) My Bud had the bass and another had the synth. Dave was on the drums. Randy, i.e Rambo was on the bass like Roger Taylor.

I did say we were drunk.
Rambo a.k.a R.Taylor smashed the guitar (real) on the stage. He only had the stem left in his hands and went at the drummers drums. Quickly he put the stem through.

I stopped singing of course wavering and then started to laugh out loud.
Rob, a.k.a Nick Rhodes got pissed off and who is freaky serious and got pissed off because we weren't all serious-he always wanted to cut an album..idiot.
He kicked over the synth that it ended up off stage.

This club held about 1500 and was the best club in town for anbout 1.75 years. I consider that very good.

Anyway after our band debute which I can still remember the broads so excited at first watching us and then looking more confused than any chimpanzee on wild kingdom. This I was aware about and made me almost hysterically in laughter on stage.

I still have that wireless mic. with the yellow spit sponge guard with me .

I t was a good time. A very very good time.

All I can say is to the single fellas, don't wreck it for youself by getting married.
Stay single.