Oldest Porn Found

[techweenie]

Can you imagine the aroma?

[techweenie]

All this talk makes me want to see Quest For Fire again.

[speeder]

Originally Posted by vash

6000 years ago..i imagine the ladies with more hair.

A buddy of mine discovered a stash of antique porn in a tear-down house he bought in Beverly Hills. He said that it looked like the women were wearing welder's aprons.

[techweenie]

Originally Posted by speeder

A buddy of mine discovered a stash of antique porn in a tear-down house he bought in Beverly Hills. He said that it looked like the women were wearing welder's aprons.

My neighbor was doing some handyman work when he came across a box stashed in the wall. He opened it and it was hundreds of porn images printed on little rectangle photo paper. Apparently a dentist had this secret hobby back in the 30s and used the dental x-ray printing machine in his office to... amuse himself. The stash was found after he died. His daughter did not want it in the house. Neither did my handyman neighbor. So now I have it... I need to donate it to a porn museum, I guess.

[speeder]

From the '30s? I'll take that...was thinking about opening a porn museum.

[techweenie]

Originally Posted by speeder

From the '30s? I'll take that...was thinking about opening a porn museum.

You are welcome to inspect them. It's a pretty weird collection. But perfect for your porn museum.

[nynor]

weird? or kinky?

[daepp]

You sure the dentist didn't take the photos?

[RWebb]

If the photos were taken by a dentist, then wouldn't there have been a lot more S&M?

[nynor]

you are going to the wrong dentist, webbie.... or maybe the right one.

[nynor]

okay, one more, because i can't resist:

that isn't a very 'clitoral' representation.....

[dentist90]

Your dentist may surprise you. Believe it or not, I drew that stone-age porn picture myself!

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