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That's not what I meant when I asked for stuffing in the Box
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"that aint skinless and it sure as hell aint boneless!"
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okay, one more:
finger lickin' good! |
does this chicken match my purse?
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"In Soviet Russia, chicken chokes YOU!"
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Is this chicken organic?
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now thats a third leg!
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momma's got a bone-r
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Excuse me ma'am.......I can see your penis...
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We can take it out if the marinade now
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Two thighs and a drum stick dance at the Walmart meat case.
Not as unusual as you may think. |
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"Smells like fish, tastes like chicken...":D |
She actually stuffed a chicken up her, uh, um, vajajay!?! :eek:
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"Salmonella poisoning can happen anytime any where"
does this answer the age old question about the chicken and the egg? "Your doing it wrong" "That chicken has lips" the new dance move....."the skanky chicken" It begs the question, WTF is the other person doing?? Helping the chicken IN or OUT??? I'm glad that's not a picture of someone I know, but if it was I would have to KNOW what the deal was. |
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Only if it's frozen.
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So THAT'S where nuggets come from.
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Women gives birth to chicken at WalMart
Details at 11:00. |
In further news today; A local woman was taken into custody after she was caught red handed trying to shop lift poultry from Walmart. Reportedly, she had succesfully concealed the remainder of the turducken meal she had planned for Thanksgiving except for one chicken leg.
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When I had sex with a cock I didn't think I'd give birth to a chicken.
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What is seen cannot be unseen.
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"Bet this won't taste like chicken!"
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What was in the text of this Google search?
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30 ft chicken. just guessing.
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She has a meatplow in her patootie
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Are you sure that's a women in the picture?
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"where is the rest of the chicken?"
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" Victoria's "Secret" is finally revealed"
" Dang, that sure as hell dont look like no beaver to me!" |
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Who ordered the Chicken Mornay?
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Oh, you said Pelican CLOCK club. My mistake.
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From the Dirty Sanchez originator we give to you... the Col. Sanders.
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One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken. Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'
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Chicken Clambake
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"Bill" likes his chicken moistened this way;)
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