Today's Craiglist score

[rnln]

:lol:
Anyone on this board sell a nice bedroom set today? :lol:

Originally Posted by fastfredracing

I went out and bought a nice used bedroom set for our spare bedroom today . The lady on the phone sounded very sweet. I was not prepared for what I was about to see. I get there, and this woman is a total smokewagon. You know the kind, she was so pretty that I felt a little nervous talking to her. Thoughts of an un pure nature filled my head as I followed her up the stairs.
Nice furniture, as described, I pay, and her and her husband help me load it, and I drive away.
As I was driving home, I kept thinking about what a beautiful woman she was.
I get home, and do the one man unload the truck trick, and when I nearly tipped the dresser over, some of the drawers fell out. Along with them came these.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Take them back, see what happens......

[Drdogface]

If you do take them back, please hide a video cam on yourself so we can all see her and her reaction....priceless..

[lane912]

you smelled them didn't you-
go on be honest, you had the thoughts-

you don't have to be shy

most of the guys on the forum would too

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by lane912

you smelled them didn't you-
go on be honest, you had the thoughts-

you don't have to be shy

most of the guys on the forum would too

No, that's what dogs do.

[wdfifteen]

Wow! Free slingshot!

[Zeke]

What are we slinging?

[Aragorn]

Originally Posted by Rick Lee

Go to the "missed connections" page on CL and see if she has a post there describing your meeting.

Here's a few gems from CL...

best of craigslist: To the woman I accidentally punched - m4w

best of craigslist: Dresser For Sale- Possessed By Ex Girlfriend

and

best of craigslist: To the girl who attempted a B&E this morning - m4w

None about panties left in a drawer though....yet....

[kach22i]

I guessing this is just a marketing ploy.

Bet she has more furniture for sale and this is a gimmick to get return customers.

[VINMAN]

Originally Posted by kach22i

I guessing this is just a marketing ploy.

Bet she has more furniture for sale and this is a gimmick to get return customers.

Hmmmm.., we do have our old dining room set we've been trying to sell....




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[tweezers74]

[QUOTE=matt f;7609316]

Originally Posted by tweezers74

I hope she was prettier than her underwear. Those are ugly as.....

Sooooo....What do pretty underwear look like?

Nice try, Mr. Man. I am not that stupid like the other young fillies you might have to deal with.

Pretty underwear is underwear that doesn't look like a jock strap with some color thrown at it to make it look feminine. And pretty underwear doesn't look like it is going to fall apart because it is so raggedy. It ain't hard.

[targa911S]

are you wearing them over your head as you type?