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Affordable Halloween Candy Act
In compliance with the Affordable Halloween Candy Act (AHCA), children collecting their Oct 31st candy entitlement will no longer say "Trick or Treat". They should dress as shown in the figure provided and read the line at the bottom. Homeowners are mandated to provide candy that meets minimum requirements or face penalties. A Candy "Marketplace" is provided through a sporadically working website, HalloweenCandy.gov, where you can choose from four candy selection plans that meet the AHCA minimum requirements. Happy Halloween!
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Did you get the memo?
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You forgot, all candy provided has to meet Michelle Obama's health guidelines!
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That gun might get the kid shot, though...
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You forgot to mention that if a child declines to collect the minimum amount of candy, they will be required to purchase candy from the local state exchange or pay a penalty based on a percentage of their weekly allowance.
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Ah. Cute. But PARF-ish.
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