You know that you are getting older....

[SiberianDVM]

You know you're getting old when you can't remember the last time you didn't hurt somewhere.

[ckelly78z]

You know you're getting old when everyone on the road is either an idiot for passing you, or a Grandma for holding you up.

[URY914]

I now fart without any warning what so ever.

[Oh Haha]

.....when commercials use items from your youth as "retro".

The new Honda commercials with 80's characters are clever but make me feel old.

I have been out of high school for 30 frikkin' years!!!!

[Evans, Marv]

When you give the mother the second look instead of the daughter.

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by SiberianDVM

You know you're getting old when you can't remember the last time you didn't hurt somewhere.

I'm 23 and suffer from that!

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by Evans, Marv

When you give the mother the second look instead of the daughter.

I must confess I actually do this

[tabs]

Maybe if you stopped dressing like Moses Dad you might get somewhere?

I get the old ones to hold the door open for me and the young ones want to hold my hand as I cross the street.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by sc_rufctr

I must confess I actually do this

I look at them all. and sometimes I even talk to em...

[tabs]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

I'm 23 and suffer from that!

Let me tell you are in deep shyte...

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Oh Haha

.....when commercials use items from your youth as "retro".

The new Honda commercials with 80's characters are clever but make me feel old.

I have been out of high school for 30 frikkin' years!!!!

Stop your fking whining, and grow a pair

[tabs]

Originally Posted by URY914

I now fart without any warning what so ever.

Come back and talk to us when it is more than a "fart" coming out and you start to piss without warning....

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by flatbutt

the biggest clue that you're getting old is when urination takes longer than sex

LOL!
Way too true.

[tevake]

You know you are getting dirty and old when you still can't help but check out the daughter. Even tho you realize the mother is a bit on the young side for you!
I hate it when that happens!

[lin7310948]

i think it registers most with me when the server asks... if it is one check or two?... my girlfriend and i have been together for over twelve years....she is 47 and i am 74...no wonder why they sometimes ask!!

[SiberianDVM]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

I'm 23 and suffer from that!

Been there. Messed up my knee in the Army, messed up my back compensating for the messed up knee. **** it, it's all good.

[crownarch]

Originally Posted by lin7310948

i think it registers most with me when the server asks... if it is one check or two?... my girlfriend and i have been together for over twelve years....she is 47 and i am 74...no wonder why they sometimes ask!!

Hey, you are as bad as I am. I turned 72 this month and my wife was 45 last week and we have been together 22 years. These young guys don't realize that a snickers bar at the sand box works wonders for you.

[widgeon13]

Originally Posted by recycled sixtie

when I ask the 20 something year old dental assistant (female) how she is and I get a curt response "fine". It is not like I am asking her for a date but merely trying to be friendly. Perhaps I am old fashioned and expect an appropriately friendly response and a smile. Me thinking perhaps I could take the dentist aside and my darker side would suggest to him that I did his hiring next time....

Is this society more unfriendly than it used to be or are my expectations too high?

Was this before or after she cleaned your teeth and did she inflict a lot of pain in the process?

[M.D. Holloway]

she wants you...