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.....After removing the Gun from her Vagina...
Unless you're watching a Jerry Springer show, (and even then......???) you just can't make up true-life stories that include:.
Family arguments about Space Aliens while female wearing Lingerie has intimate relations with herself using a Silver Plated Hand Gun in the toilet until the sheriffs show up to save the boyfriend..................  .......this is work safe, though don't stare at her mug shot too long.......  Novelist's Ex In Bizarre Handgun Threat Arrest | The Smoking Gun
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I don't mean to be indelicate, but what caliber of Smith and Wesson are we talking? Big difference between a snub nosed .22, and a .500 S&W Magnum.
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I said CLIP !!!!!!!
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Talk about concealed carry!
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I now know that soaking a gun (that was used as a sex toy) in the toilet and throwing it in the trash is a safe and effective way to neutralize the weapon. Especially after an argument about space aliens.
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With a face like that, her snatch must be worth shooting. Uh, I meant shooting at, no I meant, oh, nevermind.
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"Fearing he would get shot" (and herpes at the same time) he "snatched" the weapon ... LOL you can't make this XRPP up!
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Was the gun flaccid when it was withdrawn from it's hiding spot?
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I remember watching No Country for Old Men and wondering just how in the hell the writer came up with that stuff. I guess I really didn't want to know...
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Sort of reminds me of the cell phone holder the unclothed lady was using in the Machete movie! If I remember, there was a loud squish when she pulled out the phone........
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She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court filing
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At least its well-lubed.
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One of the original Sex Pistols?
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Ahhh...the old shooter in the cooter trick, eh?
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For sale: one Smith & Wesson revolver, light use. Excellent condition but could use a good cleaning.
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To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road” and “No ****ry for Old Men.”
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That nut was released on only $5000 bond? Now that's scary.
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Reads more like a Quentin Tarantino movie than a Cormac McCarthy movie.
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