TABS Ain't Workin On Maggies Farm No More
 

Since no one is paying TABS to bring clarity and thus definition to the complex issues of politics and the economy, TABS has ceased and desisted from articulating such commentary.

One pays their leadership to provide clarity and vision in order to lead a nation or business through the tough times and to the promised land of prosperity. As such, after listening to the commentary and rhetoric over the decades by this nations and world leadership, one can safely say you have all been short changed. Especially with the idiot who is currently occupying the WH. He don't got it...and as such he has not and can not deliver such clarity and definition..

A word of warning is that without the provision of clarity, men lose sight of their circumstances, events drift into uncertainty, chaos and then panic. As of late with the FED "Tapering" off of the provision of liquidity, uncertainty about the state of the economy is rising and volatility in the equity markets is the result.

One would think that the powers that be, could look at the history of what happened to the economy after the provision of liquidity by the FED under QE1 and QE2 was ended and figure out what the likely economic and political outcome will be once QE3 winds down?

such a capitalist! TABS, I thought you were driving for compensation?

If you stop your insights we shall be left with an intellectual vacuum the likes we have not enjoyed in decades...

So .... TABS be on strike?

Who is TABS?

Why is TABS?

So, yer going to stick to predicting sports from now on?


That's too bad. You were better on the political / econ side.

You should focus your efforts on research into how to write in the 4th person. You could spark a revolution...

I just pee'd a little! :D:D:D

I tried to do that no you didn't that wasn't you it was me me too it was not you just copied me I came up with it after i did and you copied him and he copied me no I didn't.

I LOL'd.

Tabs: if you focus on grammar, spelling, punctuation, and coherence instead of amateurishly florid language, people might actually pay attention.

Tabs didn't do too well with Denver either. He went with conventional wisdom and go his azz handed to him.

Todd and I, and I'm sure others, gave you a map years ago. You instead sucked on Mother's tit and look where it got you. And Charlie Rose has said the same thing. There's still time though and the good thing for you is if can get on Fox, you'll never have to share a pane with the other pundits.

So how was it working on Maggie's farm all those years. Did she pay well?

I predicted this..

Does this mean it is Monday morning?

Omaha!

:)

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You mean the huge sucking sound?

no we won't.

Oh No He Di'dent!!!

just what i need, mo editors!!!

:):):) too funny :):):)

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rosebud

TABS, seriously...I take issue and forebearance at your elucidation of one's mental displacement from the mere realism of us lowly mortals. Mainly as...

1. Have you ever worked, seeing as you are a man of leisure?
2. Have you known Maggie or her drawers whether it be in a social or Biblical manner?
3. Would you recognize a farm 2 times out 3 or do the co-inhabitants of the farms you are most familiar with have jackets with the sleeves tied in the back? Or were you ruminating around the north end of south bound cows?
4. Was No More a misspelling? Did you mean your heroine Michael Moore?

...all in good fun.....blaze away and my various and sundry mental infidelities, incongruities and impossibilities....

Dennis

It's a sad day and a loss to PPOT.
Oh well. PARTEEE!!!

I wish there was something I could do or say
to try to make you change your mind and stay
we never did too much talkin anyway
so don't think twice it's alright...




A quote from Dylan that seems to have been lost on Parf deserves a Dylan quote in return.

You ain't been working anywhere, for a long time, yes?
: )

I've been LOL through this whole thread...

I'm bet'n he wishes he'd never seen her face ;)

It has been said before. This is a very unforgiving crowd. You could be back for more abuse....never say never.
G

PS I do like the Bob Dylan quote above.

He used to dance for those at minstrel shows and county fairs throughout the south.

He dances now at every chance at honky-tonks for drinks and tips.
But most of the time he spends behind these county bars, 'cause he drinks a bit.

Good luck, Tabs.

"Well, I try my best
To be just like I am
But everybody wants you
To be just like them"

We've been forgiving Tabs for years :cool:. And he WILL be back...Guy, I think if might be a cultural thing...if you could see how my longtime buddies and I ABUSE each other in real life I bet you'd be shaking your head in bewilderment :p

ps: lots of song, cultural, etc. references sprinkled throughout...it's all in fun.

Those stairs hurt on the way down, but sometimes learning the hard way is the only way...

They'll Stone you when you're driving in your car (yee hah)
They'll Stone you when you're playing your guitar
but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get Stoned!

Looks like Billy has fish to fry.

yeah, at least a dozen 3rd person references there....

Bloviating is just a place holder for original thought. It's like smegma (the cheesy substance that forms on the head of an uncircumcised penis) in that it always seems to be there but no one knows why.

The universe hates a vacuum so some other tool will jump up, waving his hand, stomping his foot to fill the void.....

Don't need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.