Another reason to pull fuses......
 

In AX and DE as an Instructor, I always suggested pulling the fuse for the horn and wipers.....nothing screams dickheadrookie than the horn and/or wiper going off after a tight 180.

Well, if you have a lusty galpal that wants to throw a leg over......same thing. :eek:

Gonna do a repeat this weekend, so fuses be pulled. Just sayin', be advised.....

Oy! TMI!

I guess I should have expected it in a JB thread, though.

NO, NOT THE DRIVER'S SIDE. You do it on the passenger side, door open, right foot on pavement in a 911.

rjp

LOL - thanks for the laugh JB.

The horn is necessary for your weekend activities, but on the track it is still good to have.

G

I think Randy P may be on to something... Perhaps another page for the owners manual?

When you are old lusty and bold.....no one gives a crap......and when she does the move? Who TF argues.......?

A 911 is way easier than the contortions needed to to that in a 914. 914s are best left to the young and limber.

try it in a bugeye sprite, at a drive-in.

My 914 at a drive in movie was difficult enough. The good news is the car fogs up fast since it is so small of a cabin.

Fify

Laughing so hard I nearly spit my coffee across the office!

Ah, my honey responded. Best gal that I ever met in Hermosa beach......skating on the strand, what a dream....

I've met you JoeBob; I respectfully suggest investing in something like this that has a little more room in the back

http://images.thesamba.com/vw/gallery/pix/561326.jpg

Any other tips or pointers for the enthusiastic and inspired?

Thirty weight oil is NOT a good lubricant for nookie, no matter WHAT he says.

'rup' if you are playing with JB, he is fun and honorable guy, but crazy in good way. He will treat you nice.

Foreplay on the forums, nice! JB just rent one of these, LOTS of possibilities.

https://www.cruiseamerica.com/rent/o.../c30-front.jpg

SmileWavy If you're a female I'll take this as an honorable reference....but if you're a guy...guess I'll have to find out the old fashioned way.

What scares me is that my wife likes him and once introduced him to her sister. :eek:

He ran away.

DUH!.....redhead.....

I be blond....naturally...

'rup'

Are you the Las Vegas gal? I heard he was going on a road trip. He's been pretty revved up. Hope that old air cooled piece of crap he has makes it.

Make sure he has his wallet and says thank you for helping out a senior citizen.

I speak from experience. Tried and tested by yours truly...:cool:

Oh and rearview mirror still an issue. Watch out- reattaching it is a PITA.

rjp

That would be me. ;)

I'll be flying in...so drinks will be on Frontier. He'll have to deal with his ride in his own way. And he does have a way of losing his wallet...lol...let's hope he has all his manners lined up cause I'll be keeping track.

And Randy, I'll try to spare the mirror...but no promises... A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

Well this just got goooood.

Rup,
I hope you have thick skin...

1)- I hope that trying the 911 is a novelty, cuz, it's inefficient at best. A proper room is better all around- I came to that conclusion quickly- (no Pun intended)

2) - I recommend trying Red Rock canyon -it's semi private you know. BTDT too :) (In a 4x4 tho)

have fun!

We will have a room. 3 days worth....just describing our first meet up in 30+ years.......we were nervous but got over it quickly.

She wants to hunt down Tabs....

He's easy to conjure. Jerry's Golden Nugget. That's all u need to know.

Wow. Glad you weren't my instructor. I didn't know that being a rookie made someone a dickhead.

Fortunately I do. And it'll come in handy for the spanking that's inevitable...

Oi, get a grip. It was a joke....:rolleyes:

Rup, beat on him like a redheaded, old, rental mule. He will follow you forever.

Any tools I should use patz?

Or just my wits? http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...eys/paddel.gif

It rhymes with wits....

Dont ya mean THEY :cool:

And the spanking begins...:)

Dear pelicans porking pelicans forum...

Whelp, the LVH used to be the Hilton, decent room, 1/2 the room lights are burnt out......haven't been to LV in awhile, they now have articulated electric buses. Whisper quiet.

RUP's flight is delayed, so I'm sitting with dorking away on the keyboard instead of dorking.

Yeah, I know, cry me a river, go pull yer fuse.....

I've landed, let the games begin...

I would say this thread is worthless without pics but second thought suggest that maybe we should rely on our imaginations...yet I am a bit curious... ;)