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BMW Engineering at its finest
So I realize BMW is known for its driving experience and no so much for the coffee holder design. I have 4 coffee mugs and neither of them fit the BMW holder super well and I have spilled 3 times now. So, my wife buys me a BMW Coffee mug from the dealer thinking surely this will fit. BMW engineering at it's finest! Am I over-reacting or does the marketing manager need to find a new job. (2011 335I) Im actually pretty jacked up about this
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Haha!!! I'd call the dealer and *****! That's a ripoff!!!
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Just wait until you need a software update....
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It will break off if you use it anyhow... Look at it.
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Tell me about it....the Lotus doesn't even have cupholders.......how the he!! am I supposed to enjoy my starbucks frappuccino and drive really slow so I look cool if I don't have a upholder??
Damn you Colin Chapman. If it's any consolation OP, Jag did the same thing. Drivers side cupholder would fit a red bull....barely. |
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This is pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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Yep, just open the cup holder, and break it off, then practice holding your hot coffee between your legs, because they are only good for about 4-5 uses, then they will no longer work anyhow. The germans sure know how to over engineer something simple.
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At least his calipers wont be damaged by the spilled coffee...
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This is strictly a BMW engineering issue. All my DIN-spec European coffee mugs fit securely in the cup holders of all my Audi's...
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The monkey motion and 76 individual parts for the Mercedes 300e cupholder has them beat. Personally I hate all of them but have to compromise to keep all happy. Fricken' spills on the burled walnut, drips INTO the console where you CANNOT clean it.
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The only thing that would make it more german is to introduce the Mercedes feature of putting sensitive electronics directly underneath said cupholder. That would be awesome.
I believe it's the W210 that gets freaked out when you spill coffee on it... rjp
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Another metric conversion issue.
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BMW Engineering at its finest
You clearly need to bring this problem to your local BMW Center whereupon your vehicle will be upgraded to a newer model. Oh and it'll cost you about $65,000.
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That's just sad.
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American engineering can solve your problem...
BMW Cup Holders, Porsche Cup Holders, Ultimate Cup Holder - Cupholders / Drink Holders for BMW 3 5 7 Series, Boxster 911 Z4 Mercedes Audi NSX other fine cars.
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Only in a German car would spilling your coffee cost you a new transmission ECU......
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