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Had a camera shoved up my pee hole yesterday
If your Dr. ever suggests this to you laugh and walk out. It felt like a Mac truck was being inserted. My cardiologist said "tell them to use lots of the numbing agent" They needed to soak me in it. Even with taking a Oxy a hour before it happened it was extremely painful.
A month or so ago I started to pee tomato juice. Happened for two weeks and then stopped. Ultrasound, CT and a round of antibiotics (just incase). The camera was suggested to find out why except all they can say now is "it might have been caused by" so they are still not sure and I was peeing blood again and in pain. Today the bleeding has stopped but I have to pee in the shower as there is a blockage that causes the stream to go everywhere but where you want it to. Nobody better suggest I get someone to kiss it and make it better (Joe Bob) as my little friend wants nothing to do with anyone right now.
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Had something similar done when I was about 11 for a prostate infection. They put me out for it. Peeing was extremely painful for a few days after.
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Had that done a few months ago. The anticipation was worse the procedure .It didn't help with the problem.
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My dad had the camera inserted like that. He said he was he was real glad to NOT have a 8 incher or bigger.
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I once had to have a chlamydia test back when I was a randy rambler. The oversize q-tip felt like a baseball bat...
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The only time I had blood in the urine was when I had a kidney stone. The blood in the urine was a precursor to a kidney stone. There are other reasons for blood in the urine.
As mentioned above the cystostcopy was not as bad as imagined. I am not a med specialist but suggest a second opinion from another doc if you are not sure. Hang in there.... |
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So, what are we talking about here, a 35mm DSLR, or what?
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Have you been swimming in the Amazon river area??
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Why oh why do I read these threads? I think my wiener just turned itself inside out trying to crawl up inside my pelvis and hide.
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They did rule out kidney stone, right?
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Since everyone's manhood is now traumatized... I say we need the Chest thread back. Please?
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Had a gnarly kidney stone surgically removed a few years ago and to keep the tubes from healing up together, they put a stint in for ten days.
The stint removal is done in the urologists office with only local pain killer; they stick this wand up with a camera and grabbers- wasn't painful, but was the weirdest feeling- I was squirming and making unmanly noises the whole time and when I thought they were finished, she announced "got it," and then the whole thing had to come back out. Because the tool uses water to lube, your bladder ends up full afterwards.
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I think they'd have to put me out, cause ain't no one messin with my pecker or my poo hole unless they want to be turned into a projectile.
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