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A Texan & an Alaskan were constantly trying to one-up each other.
So they were taking a wizz off a bridge one day. The Texan bragged, "Man, this water is cold." The Alaskan retorted, "And it's deep, too." . . . . . I know, it's an old one. 
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drew carey has a funny bit on "My dick is so big" jokes.
A small sample My dick is so big it needs coasters My dick is so big it has an elbow My dick is so big etc. good stuff
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Now I finally figured out why girls were amazed that I could pick up a basketball with one hand...
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people want to see my dick all the time but it takes a long time to get it properly tucked into my boot so I decline.
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When people see me in the UniMog, they think "He must be compensating for something..."
What do they say when they see me in the Isetta? 
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big guns, tractors and power tools......... a lift in your own shop. a half a dozen chainsaws.......
hunting knives, lots of em. your own shooting range. trucks....... old, diesel, 6x6 dump trucks. hot rods, several of them barns........ more than one. acerage with mature forest. Have enough of these things and you have to donate yer dick to science. |
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Such diverse topics, this forum.
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I thought this was a Rum thread
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A guy from my golf club saw me in the 997 Turbo last week.
In front of several golf buddies he said..."I saw you in your red turbo yesterday. What are you compensating for, a little dick". I said..."You've met my wife right? She's black. I didn't marry a black women because I like them. I only married a black women because no white girl will have sex with me".
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I have a 944 and as of late have been DDing a mini van, I'm not worried about compensating for a damn thing!
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Most guys walk up and put it in. I put it in, then I walk up.
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The fact that this thread has gone downhill anyway; I might as well add my joke.
Scene is three ladies sitting and chatting in a laundrette, south side Chicago. One says "Ah call ma husband Mr. Ten inches because he is such a p***y pleaser." Hahahahah. Next one says "Well, ah call ma husband Mr. Twelve inches because he is such a p***y pleaser." Hahahaha. Third one says "Well... Ah call ma man Mr. Drambuie." "Mr. Drambuie???" "Say, aint's that some fancy licker?" |
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In my line of work there is no need for further enhancement signals.
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Q) who you gonna please with that?
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