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-jeff back in the saddle: '95 993 - just another black C2 *SOLD*: '87 930 GP White - heroin would have been a cheaper addiction... "Ladies and Gentlemen, from Boston Massachusetts, we are Morphine, at your service..." - Mark Sandman (RIP  )
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True Confession Time:
I'll never forget the first time I saw a new 851 Ducati. It was roped off in a dealer showroom..."Please Don't Sit." Sit?, hell you couldn't even touch it...only with your eyes. Ever heard the term "thought feeling"? That's what I had...a visceral experience. And what my viscera told me was, "I have to have that. I could be somebody if I had that." Not sure if I was motivated by any insecurity around endowment, but.................a few days later I bought it!  .
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I could have bought the 350 cash, but noooo! I had to borrow money and get!the 500.
sigh... 
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73 RSR replica (soon for sale) SOLD - 928 5 speed with phone dials and Pasha seats SOLD - 914 wide body hot rod My 73RSR build http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/893954-saving-73-crusher-again.html |
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11-02-2016, 06:39 AM
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Other than my 911, the only penis extender for me is insulting people on the internet.
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the unexamined life is not worth living, unless you are reading posts by goofballs-Socrates 88 coupe |
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11-02-2016, 06:54 AM
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11-02-2016, 07:07 AM
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ask any old geezer with a super model draped on his arm what really matters and he'll tell you:
a big ole pile of MONEY! Buying expensive toys is counter-productive in this regard. Collect money, hoard money, hold on to every penny. It may seem like it takes forever, but by the time you are too old to appreciate it or do anything with it, you'll be attracting the finest trim money... uh I mean love can bring.  
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11-02-2016, 07:09 AM
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With the 500, every time I twisted the throttle it headed for the sky!
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73 RSR replica (soon for sale) SOLD - 928 5 speed with phone dials and Pasha seats SOLD - 914 wide body hot rod My 73RSR build http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/893954-saving-73-crusher-again.html |
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11-02-2016, 07:57 AM
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Whew! I'm so glad this isn't like the Pelican chest picture thread...Hahaha.
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11-02-2016, 10:58 AM
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 Reminds me of this:
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-jeff back in the saddle: '95 993 - just another black C2 *SOLD*: '87 930 GP White - heroin would have been a cheaper addiction... "Ladies and Gentlemen, from Boston Massachusetts, we are Morphine, at your service..." - Mark Sandman (RIP )
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Hey... wait a minute... I'm driving a 2015 Nissan Versa... I must have a Huge ding-a-ling!
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11-02-2016, 12:19 PM
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Strange - I have never had anyone imply that because I drive a Porsche I have sub-average manhood. Actually, I have not been insulted by anyone in person since JrHS. The only time I ever get close to having this happen is on-line here and even then I came guarantee that these people would never say these things to my face.
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11-02-2016, 12:20 PM
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Having anyone comment that "he must have a little dick" has never bothered me...mainly because I do have a big dick.
But having a big member has it's downsides, I can't sit on a regular toilet without my junk hitting the water. 
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'74 Porsche 914, 3.0/6 '72 Porsche 914, 1.7, wife's summer DD '67 Bug, 2600cc T4,'67 Bus, 2.0 T1 Not putting miles on your car is like not having sex with your girlfriend, so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend. Last edited by Mark Henry; 11-02-2016 at 12:53 PM.. |
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Yes, it's not the length... it's the girth.
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'74 Porsche 914, 3.0/6 '72 Porsche 914, 1.7, wife's summer DD '67 Bug, 2600cc T4,'67 Bus, 2.0 T1 Not putting miles on your car is like not having sex with your girlfriend, so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend. |
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I hated High school, kids can be so mean, they called me "The Tripod".
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'74 Porsche 914, 3.0/6 '72 Porsche 914, 1.7, wife's summer DD '67 Bug, 2600cc T4,'67 Bus, 2.0 T1 Not putting miles on your car is like not having sex with your girlfriend, so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend. |
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