Was out for a drive in the 911 today. Saw a few other in their (much) newer Porsches also enjoying a sunny drive.

Today's sign of being an old coot: Waving at other P-car drivers and being puzzled as to why they look puzzled...

Generally speaking, if you start a sentence with the words "when I was younger"...... Yep, old coot.

I only wave at the 1989's and older Porsche's. The other's have to wave first.

I did get a bit of a surprise when a 997 driver waved at my non Porsche yesterday.

You understand this:
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I realize I'm old because if you talk to a female under 40, your creepy. Also, you start checking out moms...

my filter is rapidly falling apart. God help the people I meet that I just don't like.

That's not a filter...it's a give a krap meter. As the age climbs, it's reading heads towards zero.

Yep, we did that too.
I get that look everytime i order a Classic Coke.

I like to think of it as a video game, I'm not getting older, I'm leveling up. I'm almost to level 67!

When you get pulled over by a cop and they say "Can I see you ID please?" and you are thinking... CAN I SEE YOUR ID BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK OLD ENOUGHT TO DRIVE!!!

I like to think of myself as fine wine...





Old, bitter, and crushed...

How many times do I wake up for the bathroom without beer...........