Could you calculate wind resistance and pendulum frequency for us?

Replace spaceship with the term sweater puppies.

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Her: Why are men so obsessed with women's breasts?
Him: Probably because the remind us of our maternal nurturing growing up.
Her: That must be why they call them golden bozos.

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Just think how much more fun slow dancing would be if women had their boobs on their backs. :eek:

LMAO, you and me both

Congrats to Don! He is in the 1% of men.
They are different sizes in the various photos.

Jealous? Of what?

I've dated some beautiful women over the years and in the end it often (not always) comes down to one thing. $$$

Wait til you are 72 and see how many beautiful 24 year olds jump your bones if you are broke...although I imagine it helps to be a great musician.

I have a different take on it. You need real staying power to stay with a woman that you like for her looks only. There has to be something that you like about her character and personality to make her compatible as well. There is a poem I read recently and I forget the author but it goes something like this. I would rather drive backwards in my truck from Atlanta to Chicago than live with some of my past loves.....:)

When my dad was in his eightys he started hanging out with a woman, 35 years old. My sisters went nutz, oh, he's spending all his money, on and on and on. I didn't care, if he was having some fun I thought it was fine. I met her a couple times, she seemed ok and she knew he had a bunch of kids, I doubt she thought she was going to be in the will. I thought good for him.

Most old guys I have met have really enjoyed hanging around with very young women. Seems to give them energy/excitement that they have missed. Maybe just the fantasy is enough for them...and the younger ladies enjoy being dated in by a person with a lot of wisdom, life skills, etc. Connections and financial considerations are also often in the mix as older guys usually can afford nice gifts, meals, etc. I personally enjoy the company of old folks as their stories are fascinating. on the other hand, young folks really seem to give me a serious shot of energy/adrenaline. Most older ladies (and men) are relatively sedentary and boring. I would love to play in a basketball or softball league of guys my age...but few ever seem to leave their chairs. I would lobe to listen to music from my ears with friends...but most just want to watch TV all the time...and are too out of shape for much of anything. Even finding someone to go for a ride in my Targa on a nice day is not easy...as it is always too hot, too cold or too noisy. Watching the cooking channel all day seems enough for them. One would certainly enjoy the joyful abandon of youth again...with a friend/friends.

I need to hear the rest of your dad's life. Is he still alive?:)

The novelty wears off pretty quickly. Watch the news; in a few months she'll be suing him.

Whatever. If a hot young babe and a little blue pill makes him happy, go for it. Hopefully his tubes were snipped a long time ago so we don't make babies...

It is interesting that a successful man's perceived value increases over time along with his bank account. A beautiful woman's perceived value tends to decrease over time as her youthful beauty fades. Their perceived worth will never be higher than right now so they are both cashing in.

no, I think she used him up.

Well, if that don't get the wrinkles out, nothing will. :cool:

I recall his lyrics

I was a lonely teenage bronkin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
till I found a golddigger who was down to. . .dance

1) Whose face on the bikini?
2) Isn't that device in the background to lower someone in a sling/chair into the pool?