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OK - Which one of you miscreants did this?
Driver allegedly poops on another man in fit of road rage | lehighvalleylive.com
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that is the world's slowest arguments if one of them had time to drop his pants and take a squat.
personally, i cannot do my "best work" under that kinda pressure. kudos!
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No idea how he would be able to, unless he pinned the other dude down and shat on his chest....
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Yea, I would think it would be easy to outrun some nutcase with his pants down and dropping a deuce.
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Had to have been someone that was FOS... could be just about anyone here
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Perhaps he was really in a hurry...
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that really sounds chitty
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not to over-think this. but in a fight/argument, doesn't adrenaline kick in? wont adrenaline temporarily shut down southern operations? it's a safety feature, right?
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Are we sure this didn't happen in Cleveland?
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Captain of British Man-o-war hears from the crow's nest: "Sir, a French Frigate on the horizon." "Gentlemen, beat to quarters and send for my red shirt." A midshipman asks the Captain why he wears a red shirt. "So that if I'm wounded in battle, it won't show. This keeps the moral up during the fight." "Captain, Captain. Three French Frigates are on the Horizon". The Captain looks at the Midshipman and says: "Go below and fetch my brown pants too."
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ha ha ha... Clevland Steamer!
Maybe he did the monkey thing...pooped and flung it at em. or Maybe he had explosive diarrhea and was able to hit him from a distance. I'm thinking he dominated his opponent, was going to fart in his face and...oops it wasn't a fart after all.
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It sounds like a Chicago Sunroof.
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With the wonderful speed and efficiency with which news travels these days, I find myself in constant wonderment at the nature of that news.
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I think we have the makings of a new super-hero with a very special super power.
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First case ever of a man beating the $hit out of himself in a fit of road rage??????
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So the victim was correct, the perp WAS full of chit !
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