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This picture is over on rennlist in the 911 Classifieds. The poster is looking for a caption for him to use on his web site. Since many of the Pelicanites have a good sense of humor, I figured someone here has to come up with something funny.



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That was some wheelie you popped, dude!
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DOH!
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This is not a sober parking job.
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I thought you put on the parking brake!!!

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"Fernando and Cheech try out their new idea of a bumper jack."
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You can do it !
You can do it !
You can......
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And for the first time Johnny experienced the backend coming out from under him when the boost kicked in.

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bin laden's car
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Yup, just as I thought...torn CV boots.

Our newest 'side lift' helps technicians avoid stiff necks.

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"Porsche engineers at Stuttgart discover a flaw in the fuel filler latch door in preliminary drop tests from 10 feet."
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That is an interesting picture, it doesn't even look like it fell. From that height, I would expect the rear bumper to be pushed in, and probably broken tail lights as well.

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"A convincing demonstration of just how tail heavy a 911 really is"

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"Hello allstate"...

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"Honey, I think I'm gona be a little late"

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"yes Mr. Smith, we're loading your car right now"...
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Lift off in 10..9..8..7...
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"Good brakes," said Bob, casually lighting a cigarette, "but certainly not great brakes."
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"At Classic Auto Transporters USA we get your car unloaded in the blink of an eye."
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I guess the weight distribution really is to the rear.

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