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mambodave 11-09-2003 07:04 AM

Front End Bras, Like em , hate em, use em, dont?
 
Im torn. Such a crime to cover up that beautiful front end of my 86 944, but breaks my heart to get her a nicked up.

Anyone use a front end bra?

Wish i could find a red one to match my car, rather than that black or carbon fiber.

Id like to know your opinions.

Dave

jts924s 11-09-2003 08:09 AM

Did (PP) Wayne send you that tech-mail about bras? The thing that gets me is the remove-when-wet part. Major pain. I would wait until the front is chipped up, then install the bra 24/7. I had one on a Scirocco. They will wear the paint at the corners. But it covered more damage than it caused.

..P 11-09-2003 08:12 AM

personally, I don't like em. I think they tend to do more damage than they protect. In order for them to work, you have to use em all the time. Any dirt under the bra ends up getting ground into the paint.

Plus the fact, there's something wrong about putting a "bra" on a car. Just because the make em, does not mean they should be used. There are many examples of things manufactured for your car, such as the turbine device you insert into your intake runner, including the much touted K&N air cleaners, ha ha, but it does not mean you should use them.

When I got my 944 years ago, it came with a bra. You know, I never ever once was compelled to even see if the darn thing fit on the car.

P

Dantilla 11-09-2003 08:51 AM

My opinion?

In order to protect the car from looking slightly ugly a few years from now, I will make the car look REALLY ugly from now on.

A few rock chips are not noticable from a few feet away. A bra looks silly from a few blocks away.

Frank B 11-09-2003 12:02 PM

They go great with a Mullet.
1.) Posche owners and the BRA.
Put on your Izod polo shirt, then your docker pants, then your argyle socks, blow dry your hair, apply your fake Rolex, have your bra installed by a porsche mechanic, then go pick up young girls at the mall.

2.) Camaro/Firebird/Mustang owners and the BRA.
Blow dry the front of your hair only, let the back do what it wants, put on your white hightop socks, put on your acid washed jeans.. the ones with a million holes in them that your mom washed for you, put your white Reebok hightops on, then put your wife beater on, put your Judas priest neckless on, forget to put your watch on (again) put your feather earing in your left ear,check your mullet again, borrow money from your sister because your mom said no three times already, check your hair again, go out front put your bra on (and get the back of your clothes dirty and not get changed again), then go to the middle school and pick up your girlfriend so you can both celebrate your 29th birthday at her house, because her parents aren't home!!..

I suck don't I?
Frank B

Goku 11-09-2003 12:32 PM

The best alternitive I've seen is this

http://www.clearbra.net/home2.html

I've seen this done of ferrari's Porsches, BMWs etc.


Also if you want to see an 88' 951 with a bra to see the looks, here was my old one with an official Porsche bra (had porsche emblem).


http://www.angelfire.com/hi/Bradword/newcar.html

Frank B 11-09-2003 12:52 PM

I'm feeling creative in my writing abilities lately Wilke, I'm checking posts between coats of paint in my Dining room.

Wolf1 11-09-2003 12:54 PM

Nice car Bradley!!...:D

On another note: I received the title the other day..Thanks!!

Now if we could just figure out something on the front sway bar..;)

Frank B 11-09-2003 12:56 PM

what's happening with the sway bar?

mambodave 11-09-2003 12:56 PM

Yeah, i agree.Mine as well wear that mullet! lol . Mine came with on on, buti took it off. I really dont want to cover that thing up.

Wolf1 11-09-2003 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frank B
what's happening with the sway bar?
Its not on the car, its in Bradleys garage..:p

Frank B 11-09-2003 01:07 PM

Oh, O.K. did you upgrade to the turbo sway bar? It is bigger, which will (obviously) add more rigity to the rear Latteraly.
What does Stone gray look like anyway?.... I have Sapphire metallic

Frank B 11-09-2003 01:08 PM

Woops woops woops, I didn't read your decription correctly, may bad. I've sniffing paint all day, sorry about that.

Wolf1 11-09-2003 01:11 PM

Stone grey mettalic looks like this.stone grey

Frank B 11-09-2003 01:13 PM

Hella cool.....

MrPants 11-09-2003 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frank B
They go great with a Mullet.
1.) Posche owners and the BRA.
Put on your Izod polo shirt, then your docker pants, then your argyle socks, blow dry your hair, apply your fake Rolex, have your bra installed by a porsche mechanic, then go pick up young girls at the mall.

im trying real hard, and i cant figure out how that doesnt rock

Frank B 11-09-2003 02:28 PM

hehe...

adrian jaye 11-10-2003 05:49 AM

BRAS,

the only wuns that rock are the wuns you take off women,

otherwise leave well alone they SUCK big time, they make your car look like a bag of ****e, get some armour fend if your really worried

flangermog 11-10-2003 08:01 AM

I have to say, we don't have these things in the UK. The closest thing we do have is little jackets for little dogs to stop them getting cold (owners seem to be oblivious to the fact that dogs wear an all weather fur coat!)

The 'car bra' does seem to me to be the single most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

In fact I can't beleive someone with enough taste to own a porsche is even enquiring about such an offensive article.

Is this a wind up?

will944 11-10-2003 10:33 AM

I think the clear bra would be best.

The important thing, is finding one that doesn't show edges (especially for a black car), won't turn yellow, and has a lifetime warranty. I am considering getting one myself...the problem is that I don't know where to find one with a lifetime warranty.

Anybody know of any places that offer lifetime warranties???

mambodave 11-10-2003 11:10 AM

No Wind up
 
not a total wind up,(only the part about a red one) It just came with the car. Was wonderng what the general opinion is. Dont like them either. I Did consider the clear film though. Guess Ill just have to live with the occasional rock marks. (got a real bad one the other day, which prompted my original post. (about the size of a quarter, took all the paint off.) Maybe we can all get a group rate at Dent Wizard!


Also a little off subject. If you dont know how to use an eletric buffer properly, DONT!
PO made really great buffer marks on the hood, a real pain to get out!


Dave

Manute 11-10-2003 03:27 PM

Really donīt like bras....Why do you want the front clean if you canīt show it?

Well,checked ex-gokuīs 951 pics...I see the doors line (donīt know how to describe them) are different...why?

I know,the car was too dirty,is an old pic!


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1068506790.jpg

ronin 11-10-2003 03:38 PM

well. if I understand your question correctly, the difference is that - for one - the US version has different side marker lights ahead of the front wheel and - for two - the US has the anti-doording strips (don't remember the name right now) that yours does not have. also, the trim under the body on the US versions is black as where yours appears to be gray. (or just reeeeally dirty :D) these might be the reasons for the apparent differences

Frank B 11-10-2003 04:06 PM

Those dents don't help much eh?.. ehehe..

Manute 11-10-2003 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frank B
Those dents don't help much eh?.. ehehe..
I swear itīs only one in the door! And itīs only evident if you look at the pic,not the real car!

Yep Ronin,you understood perfectly...you answered all! ;)

Manute 11-10-2003 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FR Wilk
I think it is unanimous Manute. No one wants to see you with a bra.
Ha-ha-ha!

Dunno why, i have great boobs! :D

ronin 11-10-2003 11:55 PM

lol, so do I when my (ex)girlfriend stands next to me :D

ronin 11-11-2003 12:03 AM

LOL, oh gawd I'm dying over here!

ronin 11-11-2003 12:30 AM

that boy comes and goes at the strangest intervals. perhaps he's busy looking through his own catalogs :D

ronin 11-11-2003 12:42 AM

is that before or after his siesta?

ronin 11-11-2003 12:45 AM

hehe, before - the whiskey. and after - the bar

ronin 11-11-2003 09:28 AM

I wonder what his bottle to throttle time is? :D

Frank B 11-11-2003 11:44 AM

sweet, nothing like slamming a couple of Cosmopolitans and takin her for a l;ittle loop d loop!!.. w-hoo!!!

Manute 11-11-2003 03:23 PM

http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/...amingdevil.gif

Why i said nothing,why i said nothing???

I was not here,my siestas are too long...if iīm not here,iīīm sleeping,working,playing pc games or,if itīs wednesday,bowling.

But,my god,it seems i cannot sleep! You guys are always here conspiring against me! You abuse me because iīm the only spanish here? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRr ;)

Iīm not telling you my size....too big for yaīmen! http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/128.gif

Oh yeah...you catched me!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1068592988.jpg

Manute 11-11-2003 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FR Wilk
You are not paranoid, people are out to get you!

Not so, we would also abuse you if you were the only Portugease.

I must do what the Smoker says..."trust no one!" :D

Yep,remember we have a date this weekend to invade portugal! Only little nukes please,my country is next to it!

Frank B 11-11-2003 08:53 PM

THat's no airplane... that's a gawl-dang Winnebago if I EVER saw one... hoooo-weeeee!! looks like like it has cruise control AND a navigationy thinger on it too.... wooo! she sure is purdy....

Manute 11-12-2003 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frank B
THat's no airplane... that's a gawl-dang Winnebago if I EVER saw one... hoooo-weeeee!! looks like like it has cruise control AND a navigationy thinger on it too.... wooo! she sure is purdy....
gawl-dang Winnebango??Purdy??what is that??

Coming from you,sure itīs nothing good!Youīre insane man!:D

Keep posting porn links,at least i didīnt knew them ;)

ronin 11-12-2003 12:29 AM

you guys crack me up!

Manute, a bit of country english 101:

gawl-dang: a redneck exclamation similar to "oh wow" or "gosh darn!"
Winnebago: a motorhome, more commonly referred to as a land-yacht
purdy: redneck for "pretty" most commonly used like the following "hey boy, you lookin' mighty purdy in dem jeans there boy!"

Manute 11-12-2003 12:39 AM

ahhhhhhh hehehehe...damm ignorance!

Ronin,hereby i hire you to represent me as a translator and legal advisor...i think i need it! :D

ronin 11-12-2003 12:43 AM

thank you. it would be an honor. please remit $5000 for a retainer immediately to my swiss bank account


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