Value of full set RUF gauges from BTR era overhauld

[Rawknees'Turbo]

Tobz looks like he could use a massage - maybe pNutz and Bernz can lend some helping hands?!?!

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by Rawknees'Turbo

^^^

If Bernz showed up on your property now, M2, I don't doubt that he would be tempted to mount!

Just last night baked up some chubby Sh-take mushrooms stuffed with 88% lean Costco ground beef topped with some ground Diakon radish and a little special sauce. Mmm... extremely chewy! I think even more chewy than a young sow's snatch (or just as)! I think I'll stay put, seeing as my Mrs. has me on a strict travel ban due to the East Asian corona virus outbreak.

Now Deez on the other hand, if he had enough sick leave and a mi barn tu barn invitation, he'd be snortin all the way up to CO in a Miata. He wouldn't even need to stop for sleep either. He's already tried out and mastered that nipple teaser technique, and he knows it's good as gold.

[911heaven]

My only regrets... she's young, she's in heat and she has 12 tits!

[Rawknees'Turbo]

Bernz, I'm picturing you in the movie Deliverance, right about now!!!

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by Rawknees'Turbo

Bernz, I'm picturing you in the movie Deliverance, right about now!!!

Thanks Raw! I always liked Bert Reynolds! Sure, in this scenario that is what real men do. Me and Bert stepped up in time of need, when the Real McCoy was on our doorstep, or that of our friend. At whatever cost, we paid the price for a friend. I got beat up, Bert got severely injured down river. I only saw that movie by coincidence about 6 years ago, but it's a hell of a suspenseful flick!!

So if I'm Bert, and I am, who is the mountain man? Toby? Who is John Voyt or the guy who got corn rolled? If you want to post up the scene from the movie, I'm all ears. Is sugarwood the guy on the bottom or the top? Or is it someone else? Deliverance! Something necessary, a needed thing in a tight spot!

[NYNick]

Originally Posted by 911heaven

Thanks Raw! I always liked Bert Reynolds! Sure, in this scenario that is what real men do. Me and Bert stepped up in time of need, when the Real McCoy was on our doorstep, or that of our friend. At whatever cost, we paid the price for a friend. I got beat up, Bert got severely injured down river. I only saw that movie by coincidence about 6 years ago, but it's a hell of a suspenseful flick!!

So if I'm Bert, and I am, who is the mountain man? Toby? Who is John Voyt or the guy who got corn rolled? If you want to post up the scene from the movie, I'm all ears. Is sugarwood the guy on the bottom or the top? Or is it someone else? Deliverance! Something necessary, a needed thing in a tight spot!

Well, I was gonna say, for your sake, for the love of all that is holy, delete this thread.

But since you brought up movie roles, here I go.
There can only be one mountain man, although I don't see MM as a bad guy.
Sweet tooth is the one who gets shot in the boat right off that bat, thank god.
I'm John Voight.
Derrick is the lawyer.
Toby is the guy who gets corn rolled.
Rawknees does the corn rolling.
Pmax is the guy who says 'let me gear you squeal boy'.

I'd rather be Bert, but I don't have the body.

Nick

[Rawknees'Turbo]

Bernz has a real purdy mouth, don't he!

[juanbenae]

how did I end up on all fours?

[Rawknees'Turbo]

Originally Posted by juanbenae

how did I end up on all fours?

It definitely gives one pause to the idea off walking in front of ol' Bernz, regardless of the setting!

[pmax]

As wiseguy MM once said, "Some people have more real life experience than others."

[Rawknees'Turbo]

Originally Posted by pmax

As wiseguy MM once said, "Some people have more real life experience than others."

I have to wonder about what goes on in that wooded area of Japan that Bernz likes to frequent - can banjos be heard at all hours?!?!

[pmax]

Hey, when it's a stormy night, any port will do.

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by Rawknees'Turbo

Bernz has a real purdy mouth, don't he!

I godda purdy mouth because you said so, with justa few crooked yellow teeth left in yor mouth!!

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by juanbenae

how did I end up on all fours?

I donno? Why do ya'all often call him Nasty Nick?

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by NYNick

Well, I was gonna say, for your sake, for the love of all that is holy, delete this thread.

But since you brought up movie roles, here I go.
There can only be one mountain man, although I don't see MM as a bad guy.
Sweet tooth is the one who gets shot in the boat right off that bat, thank god.
I'm John Voight.
Derrick is the lawyer.
Toby is the guy who gets corn rolled.
Rawknees does the corn rolling.
Pmax is the guy who says 'let me gear you squeal boy'.

I'd rather be Bert, but I don't have the body.

Nick

Great analysis Nick! Very interesting to hear yours, and that's the only one we got, so it will be written in stone. I like it though, and thanks for letting me be Bert!

As is obvious we have to clean up this thread or have it deleted, and better the latter. It was only ever a question of value, yet it has seen years beyond it's intent thanks to pmax for digging it out of the mud more than once. It's getting filthy and filthier, which was never it's original intent. It's original intent was never realized due to trolls who tore into it from the get go, and that got me going. For now though, it can go back to dust and the mudd. It has little to no meaning on this forum, only memories.

[Matt Monson]

Originally Posted by Rawknees'Turbo

I have to wonder about what goes on in that wooded area of Japan that Bernz likes to frequent - can banjos be heard at all hours?!?!

The woods of Japan have fallen silent. One must go to Missouri to hear it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sKthbnNacCw

[matt930s]

Originally Posted by Matt Monson

The woods of Japan have fallen silent. One must go to Missouri to hear it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sKthbnNacCw

WTF...lol...

[Matt Monson]

Originally Posted by matt930s

WTF...lol...

I knew you would appreciate that.

[NYNick]

Originally Posted by pmax

Hey, when it's a stormy night, any port will do.

Let's not forget those roaming bands of monkeys he's got in them thar moun-tains. You know, out behind the wood pile and all. ooo, ooo, ooo...

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by NYNick

Let's not forget those roaming bands of monkeys he's got in them thar moun-tains. You know, out behind the wood pile and all. ooo, ooo, ooo...

Fuggettabouta the wood pile! Those b-tches can decimate a mushroom crop in a matter of minutes!

I'll be up the in the morning just to make sure my chubby new growth is still in tact. One never knows when the raiders are at hand. I don't mind too much though, they keep producing (the mushrooms) It hurts when they decimate a whole veggie patch however. Last year I was lazy and didn't put up an electric wire. The deer got in and ate all my black bean and sweet potato leaves and stalks down to nil. Live and learn as they say.