oh, and I finally went out with sweet, sweet megan last night. unfortunately we ultimately retired to our separate quarters at the close of the evening driving in different directions... agreed to see each other early next week for a ride in the 911. when I told her it was carb'd and that I ditched the CIS system Im confident she was moistened some.

actually her & I took it to visit a couple properties while I was still shopping in the area so im convinced she was moistened....

Are you saying that you, errrrrrrrrrr, inspected the seat bottom after the ride?!?! Daaayyyuuummmnnnn, you so hooowwwnnnneeyyyyy, like a caveman!!!

We be back on the highway to Hell - ACDC! I remember reading years ago, they wrote that song about life on the road, not about the devil or hell, for what its worth. B-tchin song though!

Keep the camel toe glued to the front seat, and the vibes (911)! That's my advice. U soo hooonknee that this advice isn't even gonna make a difference!

Bump for pNutz!

WTF is wrong with you ?!?!

pmax, you've gotta clean the wax out of your ears and your ass! How many times have you heard me say -- those gauges aren't for sale, never were and most recent you've heard I'm planning to use them, finish out this/my project car. So hire a post hole digger to clean out the wax and then once you've heard the truth, the truth might just set you free. Toby might help you out, but I doubt it!

The list of wrongs is long and obscene (like my d**k! :eek:)!!!

Hey, one pic is already plenty for the forum. No more, plsz !

OR my Johnson.

BUMP!!!

Still for sale?!?! pNutz wants to know but is afraid to ask you, Bernz!!!

He don't need that! What he needs is a good spanking from ... LOM (or Toby?).

Nutz has moved beyond spanking - that bisch needs a good ol' fashioned d**k slap!!! :eek:

I’ve got a young sow in heat for the first time ever. The boys are so confused and all over each other. This is today’s theme song.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D53M1vVF2N4&fbclid=IwAR3KE7kr5Hn2zU09Zv0ZD-ehXTN9UQm5HiQgreNchil0aAJ5J4GzPzcDuxo

^^^

If Bernz showed up on your property now, M2, I don't doubt that he would be tempted to mount! :eek:

Bump

Bumping uglies.

"I took the hit that I was given and I bumped again, then I bumped again".

took the DRZ out today for around 90 miles to n fro on forestry roads that were twisty. . lots of rocks, pineedles and downed trees tested the brakes and rider alike....


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1581991458.jpg

Where’s that like button?

Tobz looks like he could use a massage - maybe pNutz and Bernz can lend some helping hands?!?!

Just last night baked up some chubby Sh-take mushrooms stuffed with 88% lean Costco ground beef topped with some ground Diakon radish and a little special sauce. Mmm... extremely chewy! I think even more chewy than a young sow's snatch (or just as)! I think I'll stay put, seeing as my Mrs. has me on a strict travel ban due to the East Asian corona virus outbreak.

Now Deez on the other hand, if he had enough sick leave and a mi barn tu barn invitation, he'd be snortin all the way up to CO in a Miata. He wouldn't even need to stop for sleep either. He's already tried out and mastered that nipple teaser technique, and he knows it's good as gold.

My only regrets... she's young, she's in heat and she has 12 tits!

Bernz, I'm picturing you in the movie Deliverance, right about now!!! :eek:

Thanks Raw! I always liked Bert Reynolds! Sure, in this scenario that is what real men do. Me and Bert stepped up in time of need, when the Real McCoy was on our doorstep, or that of our friend. At whatever cost, we paid the price for a friend. I got beat up, Bert got severely injured down river. I only saw that movie by coincidence about 6 years ago, but it's a hell of a suspenseful flick!!

So if I'm Bert, and I am, who is the mountain man? Toby? Who is John Voyt or the guy who got corn rolled? If you want to post up the scene from the movie, I'm all ears. Is sugarwood the guy on the bottom or the top? Or is it someone else? Deliverance! Something necessary, a needed thing in a tight spot!

Well, I was gonna say, for your sake, for the love of all that is holy, delete this thread.

But since you brought up movie roles, here I go.
There can only be one mountain man, although I don't see MM as a bad guy.
Sweet tooth is the one who gets shot in the boat right off that bat, thank god.
I'm John Voight.
Derrick is the lawyer.
Toby is the guy who gets corn rolled.
Rawknees does the corn rolling.
Pmax is the guy who says 'let me gear you squeal boy'.

I'd rather be Bert, but I don't have the body.

Nick

Bernz has a real purdy mouth, don't he!

how did I end up on all fours?

It definitely gives one pause to the idea off walking in front of ol' Bernz, regardless of the setting! :eek:

As wiseguy MM once said, "Some people have more real life experience than others." :eek::eek::eek:

I have to wonder about what goes on in that wooded area of Japan that Bernz likes to frequent - can banjos be heard at all hours?!?! :eek:

Hey, when it's a stormy night, any port will do.

I godda purdy mouth because you said so, with justa few crooked yellow teeth left in yor mouth!!

I donno? Why do ya'all often call him Nasty Nick?

Great analysis Nick! Very interesting to hear yours, and that's the only one we got, so it will be written in stone. I like it though, and thanks for letting me be Bert!

As is obvious we have to clean up this thread or have it deleted, and better the latter. It was only ever a question of value, yet it has seen years beyond it's intent thanks to pmax for digging it out of the mud more than once. It's getting filthy and filthier, which was never it's original intent. It's original intent was never realized due to trolls who tore into it from the get go, and that got me going. For now though, it can go back to dust and the mudd. It has little to no meaning on this forum, only memories.

The woods of Japan have fallen silent. One must go to Missouri to hear it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sKthbnNacCw

WTF...lol...

I knew you would appreciate that.

Let's not forget those roaming bands of monkeys he's got in them thar moun-tains. You know, out behind the wood pile and all. ooo, ooo, ooo...

Fuggettabouta the wood pile! Those b-tches can decimate a mushroom crop in a matter of minutes!

I'll be up the in the morning just to make sure my chubby new growth is still in tact. One never knows when the raiders are at hand. I don't mind too much though, they keep producing (the mushrooms) It hurts when they decimate a whole veggie patch however. Last year I was lazy and didn't put up an electric wire. The deer got in and ate all my black bean and sweet potato leaves and stalks down to nil. Live and learn as they say.