The picture or the Pepsi?

I PM'd Playa -Anxiously awaiting his wise words. (I do respect the guy given he can take more than he dishes out)

What cracks me up the most is that it actually SAYS player on it. LOL

MC Hammer ain't got shiat on this car......

These days MC Hammer would be living in that car.

The player sticker is probably the best part. This screams AA baseball player or drug dealer in the mid to late 80's.

is that a one off Jim Baller? ;)

Didn't MC Hammer drive a real gaudy Porsche in his prime too? I think it was some Testerossa dorned up 928 if memory serves me right. It also had a very tasteful color scheme.

The Chevy engine isn't even close to the thing that would stop me from buying this!

He misspellt PLAYA only old dudes (like over 30) spellz it PLAYER

Dat car got no bumper...what happenz to da fiberglazz tha first time u hit da parkin space curb at da club?!?!?

Paint it primer, strip the interior, add a roll cage, and race the **** out of it.

LOL! I just spit out my coffee.

Will, I missed that until I went back and looked at the rest of the post you quoted.

HA! (ouch) Coke out the nose...

I guess the owner knows it's so bad that vacuuming it won't even make a difference.

-Wayne

well at the least those rear wheels look interesting... other than that.. You could find a decent SC for that price.

Wow.

That's what happens when you don't share drugs.. ;)

This is worse. It's listed as a '66. Someone grab a screenshot and post so I don't have to bow to Tapatalk's $1.99 tyranny.

1966 Porsche 911, $25,995 - Cars.com

Wow, just wow... This thing takes the prize for most money spent for least return. And the soccer fetish/psychosis that results in this sort of abomination makes my head spin!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1346382979.jpg
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1346382993.jpg
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1346383002.jpg

I feel like I got inside Salvidore Dali's head and saw some dirty Porsche fantasy. What the hell kinda' saggy butt, 959 wannabe, crazy freakin'... Those seats, gawd! Those are officially the ugliest seats I have ever seen. Ever...

if the green one is parted im 1st in line for the windshield banner.... serious.

Reminds me of that quote out of Kungpow movie.
"Killing is wrong...and bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong or badong. Yes. Killing is badong"

Those seats are certainly badong

they over heat with a v8. and why do you want some to see you in that thing ?

Watcha Hatin on the Playa For?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1346597212.jpg

Totally aside from the engine swap. which the vast majority of Porsche people find pretty freaking objectionable, you have to admit it's an awfully ugly piece of work. I mean color, panel fit, interior--just a real abortion. I like to think I'm not a Porsche snob, but that thing is a total POS.

It's a "Proto Type"...I wonder if that's more expensive than a prototype...?

http://www.cstatic-images.com/supers...83/2083/16.jpg

:confused: What's this guy smokin'? Just received a PM from tom84930:

tom84930
Hey, dimwit, I have no idea what your response was following mine on "marketplace" because you're on my ignore list, so your response doesn't come up on my screen. I vaguely remember many months ago that you wrote something moronic about a topic I've now long forgotten. And whatever you write in response to this I won't see, either. My car is in the August issue of Excellence. Maybe you can throw darts at it if that helps.

:confused:

Da green "PLAYER" slantnoze got a playa rating 9 out a 10. 1 point off 4 misspellin PLAYA

996 proto type playa rating 10 out a 10...slantnoze testerosa 996 and 959...quadfecta of Playaness

Thanks for chiming in with the official stats ;) Your analysis is always spot on!!