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SilberUrS6 10-05-2015 08:31 PM

This one makes my head hurt
 
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-cars-sale/885431-1996-993-twin-turbo-only-5-000-miles-1-1-ever-built-murder-scene-red.html

Holy hell. I can't look at it.

gshiwota 10-05-2015 08:44 PM

Oh man, I'm guessing some wealthy cat got caught up in Miami Vice reruns when ordering this car. For $375K asking price I would have ditched the Pepboys floor mats for the picture.

But man, what an incredibly clean car!

Skwerl 10-05-2015 08:51 PM

Would be a pretty sweet car if not for the retina-searing interior. Money clearly can't buy taste.

Ronnie's.930 10-05-2015 10:06 PM

Regardless of the loud colors, what kind of a pissant owner(s) buys a haulass car like that and then just parks it in a garage somewhere to collect dust?! :)

Niche 10-05-2015 11:54 PM

Good luck with that price! Lol

Rick Brooklyn 10-06-2015 02:59 AM

And it comes with SIX keys! What the heck do you need six keys for?

Macroni 10-06-2015 03:58 AM

The wheels are most offensive.....

soundbehindyou 10-06-2015 06:21 AM

[QUOTEretina-searing interior][/QUOTE]
AND THE PULIZER GOES TO ..............Skwerl for BEST ORIGINAL DESCRIPTIVE COMMENT!http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...ys/men_ani.gif

NYNick 10-06-2015 06:54 AM

Why do I see that car and think of OJ?

puddy 10-06-2015 08:31 AM

I think there's a reason its 1 of 1, FUGLY!!! And to pay a premium for that? I don't think so... but I suppose someone with more money than brains will buy it for the 1 of 1 bragging rights.

Racerbvd 10-06-2015 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by puddy (Post 8824393)
I think there's a reason its 1 of 1, FUGLY!!! And to pay a premium for that? I don't think so... but I suppose someone with more money than brains will buy it for the 1 of 1 bragging rights.

Those are the best kind:cool:
To be honest, I have seen worse, much worse.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1444150011.jpg
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1444150026.jpg
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Why do I see that car and think of OJ?
OJ didn't use a gun...:p
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1444150210.gif

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Regardless of the loud colors, what kind of a pissant owner(s) buys a haulass car like that and then just parks it in a garage somewhere to collect dust?!

A concours weenie, sadly, I know a few.:eek:
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Good luck with that price! Lol
He will probably get it, another concours weenie with more more $$$ than sense wanting Bragging Rights..

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I'm guessing some wealthy cat got caught up in Miami Vice reruns when ordering this car.
Don't be Dissing Vise..;)http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1444150384.jpg

dienstuhr 10-07-2015 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Racerbvd (Post 8824428)
Those are the best kind:cool:
To be honest, I have seen worse, much worse.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1444150026.jpg

What, you don't like the built-in Intellivision game console??

http://www.intellivisionworld.com/en...s/image006.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1444150384.jpg

Wow, I hadn't recalled that Philip Michael Thomas was so... "shiny"... ;-)

Cheers

d.

Nachtfalter 10-07-2015 08:27 AM

Why price it at 375,000, why not 675,000? These people simply don't think big enough.

Norm K 10-07-2015 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Ronnie's.930 (Post 8823917)
Regardless of the loud colors, what kind of a pissant owner(s) buys a haulass car like that and then just parks it in a garage somewhere to collect dust?! :)

The same kind of pissant who will speak to you in glowing terms about the car's wonderful history - you know, the history of sitting covered in a garage its entire existence ...

Skwerl 10-07-2015 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Nachtfalter (Post 8826032)
Why price it at 375,000, why not 675,000? These people simply don't think big enough.

They have to leave some room for the guy who buys it to think he can make a profit next summer.

matt930s 10-07-2015 01:37 PM

Sweet ride.

MattR

wm711 10-08-2015 05:51 PM

Intellivision Sea Battle was and remains the best head to head video game EVER.

jwasbury 10-09-2015 12:08 PM

I realize the classified rules require you to include the location of the vehicle, but in this case its pretty obvious that the car is from Miami.

That said, the wood grain is what I find most offensive. Red interior is cool...driving that car is probably like sitting inside a vagina.

SilberUrS6 10-09-2015 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jwasbury (Post 8829329)
Red interior is cool...driving that car is probably like sitting inside a vagina.

I should not have, but I laughed really hard at that.

Ronnie's.930 10-09-2015 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SilberUrS6 (Post 8829335)
. . . really hard at that.

Given Jake's observation about the interior, "really hard" is an excellent choice of words, Eric!


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