Worst ad ever?

Matt Monson · 04-11-2018, 07:00 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-cars-sale/993303-1990-911-c2.html

touringmandan · touringmandan's Garage

I never thought I would look at a Porsche ad and say "TMI".
Never say never.

SalParadise · 04-11-2018, 07:20 AM

No mystery left on this one. I'd say that instead of taking all the time to input the complete unabridged history of this particular 964, take the time and shampoo those carpets and for god's sake put some McGuires on those seats...it would have taken less time to detail that beater interior.

1979-930 · 1979-930's Garage

All that maintenance and he never once thought to clean and condition the drivers seat?

Matt Monson · 04-11-2018, 07:34 AM

I never even figured out how much he wants for it.

LakeCleElum · 04-11-2018, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt Monson

I never even figured out how much he wants for it.

He needs to post a price. Now, I need a nap....

faverymi · 04-11-2018, 08:05 AM

Since is market place

What do you think is the value of this car. Regardless of the hypothetical asking

2ndTARGA · 04-11-2018, 10:30 AM

He added a price - $40K OBO. Really?

Used to be a track car - no need for clean seats I guess. And it was only $38K - or $36K at the time - early this month.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-used-parts-sale-wanted/992449-964-mods-sale.html#post9986484

Matt Monson · 04-11-2018, 11:01 AM

I’d pay $26k, if it was a targa.

2ndTARGA · 06:32 PM

Strong early bidding action!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1990-Porsche-911-C2/202285997636?hash=item2f192f5e44:g:QdcAAOSwjrlazgt C&vxp=mtr

NYNick · NYNick's Garage

I've seen worse ads, but $40K? I'm guessing high 20's low $30s.

faverymi · 04-12-2018, 03:54 AM

rust bucket

driven hard, put away wet

take it to singer

COLB · COLB's Garage

High mileage

Track car

Hit a deer (never a good thing)

scruffy as heck

porschetub · porschetub's Garage

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Originally Posted by COLB

High mileage

Track car

Hit a deer (never a good thing)

scruffy as heck

Yes bit of a mess ,those seats....I think they may smell,and not of leather

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Can't see it getting close to that money.

usera · 04-13-2018, 02:20 AM

This is my vote for worst ad ever.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-cars-sale/975711-94-speedster-black.html

Matt Monson · 04-13-2018, 04:51 AM

BTW, you are supposed to read the title in Comic Book Guy voice.

Matt Monson · 04-13-2018, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by usera

This is my vote for worst ad ever.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-cars-sale/975711-94-speedster-black.html

That’s just Len. He doesn’t pm. He doesn’t want to deal with idiots. He made it hard on purpose.

SalParadise · 04-13-2018, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt Monson

That’s just Len. He doesn’t pm. He doesn’t want to deal with idiots. He made it hard on purpose.

Very true. Real New Englanders like Len don't have time to play games. His knowledge on 911s is more than most on this board. Like his ad states, most people don't read directions. They should just email him like he said to.