Hi. My name is Red. uh. And I'm a curmudgeon.
I think I knew I was a curmudgeon when I started to really care about how my lawn looked. I began to hate dogs and children who got near my precious grass.
And all of those youngsters wearing hip clothes. And nose rings. and tattoos. And now blue hair. What is it with blue hair? Is a blue hair guy, gay? Or Bi? or not into anything? Or into everything? Is it a phase?
I guess I'm a curmudgeon...
