The only color for a 944 is alpine white - you other guys suck.
Earlies are the only good 944's anyway - you other guys suck.
Cone filters suck
Purists suck
911's suck
Automatics suck
Stock wheels suck
Fuch are the worst - you guys with fuchs suck
Moderators suck
Newbies suck
Old guys.....suck too
If I have left anyone out...BTW..... You suck too
Edited for content. -Z-man.
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!

I swear there are fewer bickering matches on the biker forum than here