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Porsche Fight Club online now!
The only color for a 944 is alpine white - you other guys suck.
Earlies are the only good 944's anyway - you other guys suck. Cone filters suck Purists suck 911's suck Automatics suck Stock wheels suck Fuch are the worst - you guys with fuchs suck Moderators suck   Newbies suck Old guys.....suck too If I have left anyone out...BTW..... You suck too Edited for content. -Z-man. BRING IT ON!!!!!!!  I swear there are fewer bickering matches on the biker forum than here
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83 944 white w/Boxster wheels Planned mods- custom leather interior, 968 antenna, soundsystem, 968 style rockers, clear sidemarkers
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Nuh uh! you suck!
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U left out ,Bocksters suck!
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Vinny Red '86 944, 05 Ford Super Duty Dually '02 Ram 3500 Diesel 4x4 Dually, '07Jeep Wrangler '62 Mercury Meteor '90 Harley 1200 XL "Live your Life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." |
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Vacums suck!
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Vinny Red '86 944, 05 Ford Super Duty Dually '02 Ram 3500 Diesel 4x4 Dually, '07Jeep Wrangler '62 Mercury Meteor '90 Harley 1200 XL "Live your Life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." |
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Drifters .....you know you suck
924's.........gotta suck Concourse guys.......buncha weenies Turbos..............You really suck ( just try to N/A that!) Trolls ............suck Socks..........suck Dealer.....well we all know that one Electric porsches.......................................... ....................suck Spainards.................you suck too Manute Mechanics ..............who needs ya.........you suck Chip guy ............................. reminds me of an english lawyer I know....you suck People that own more than one Porsche.........get a girlfriend....you suck ALL YA'LL XCEPT TCMDOCS944..........you suck
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Actually, Tubos blow. But spank me for being correct..
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actually, people with too much excess cash to fix up their 944's to mint condition BLOW
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Thats all you guys got?!
Buncha girly men.... Oh yeah, Autocrossers ...........you blow People from Pa.........Same to ya... *did I mention I ran out of my meds today  *
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07-20-2004, 02:49 PM
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earlies..... suck
stock 944/924..... suck AFM... sucks CIS..... sucks oil leaks.... suck mustang's...... SUCK 924..... sucks Your girl...... sucks real good wide fenders... suck RICERS...... SUCK People who cant fix there own car............ SUUUUUUCK
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S's..................they suck
Edited for content. -Z-man. Oil leaks.....................yup they suck Ricers ..............suck Type R................................sucks People who break their cars................................suck (unless its me) ..................figures fast would have a little fight in him....What about the rest of you wimps.... TOO OLD?!!
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Bring it FOOOOO's
     THIS IS FUN LEts out a little anger smilies.... suck phonedials.... Suck Drum brakes..... Suck my leaking waterpump....... F*cking SUCKS Big trucks......... SUCK THE COPS........ SUCK BIG TIME Gaurds RED..... RULES!!!!!!!
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Having only 143 HP Sucks!!!
Not having a large selection of used Porsches in Wisconsin Sucks! my Ford Tempo Sucks! 60 year old men driving thier $120K P-cars in the fast lane doing 55 MPH Sucks! Chevy Cavilers riced out trying to race me in my crappy Tempo Suck! 215/60/15 tires Suck! Should of been stock with 17"ers non LSD Sucks! white colored 944's just plain suck! Not knowing when somebody is in chat SUCKS!!!!! lack of timing belt parties Sucks! only having a 1 car garage Sucks! (makes hosting a timing belt party harder) Pelican Rules!
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1983 944 guards red with 16" Fuchs, Host of Wisconsin area timing/ balance shaft belt tensioning party 1987 944S Purchased from Legion. Corvette LT-1 V-8 conversion with Mega Squirt II Check on progress ---> www.porschehybrids.com/gallery/speedracing944 Favorite Road = www.tailofthedragon.com 318 turns in 11 miles (11 min 20 sec best run) |
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Oh ya, Cops that try to nab me for speeding when they don't have a leg to stand on........SUCK!!!!!!!!!
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1983 944 guards red with 16" Fuchs, Host of Wisconsin area timing/ balance shaft belt tensioning party 1987 944S Purchased from Legion. Corvette LT-1 V-8 conversion with Mega Squirt II Check on progress ---> www.porschehybrids.com/gallery/speedracing944 Favorite Road = www.tailofthedragon.com 318 turns in 11 miles (11 min 20 sec best run) |
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living in 'po duck' towns ....................... sucks?
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TCMdocs sucks because he still owes me a couple speaker covers
Speedracing sucks just because you shouldn't race on the street fast924S sucks because he didn't come to the West Point show paul c and sasquach suck FRANKYDOOM sucks because he doesn't know how to lay off the caps lock Vinman sucks because he likes "Office Space" a bit too much Brando sucks because there's no such thing as an air-cooled 6-cyllinder 944
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Shipping Porsche parts to Hawaii, that really sucks.
Big flares over the wheels that make you go slower, that must suck too.
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CJfusco- sucks because he had all kinds of fun playing with the ferrari's at the west point show
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P-Car Drivers who dont do the "flash"............SUCK!
Orange Park Chicks......................................SUCK! 15" Phone Dials............................................S UCK! Dead Batteries......................................... .....SUCK! K-Town Po's (cops)........................................SUCK ! Getting Glasses........................................... ..SUCK! Guards Red............................................... ...RULES! Dang....I feel better now...
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Edited for content. -Z-man.
burgundy...suck your mom...sucks tickets...suck MUSTANGS....SUCK muscle cars.....suck drag racers.....suck People who don't play in their cars...suck sex in the back seat....sucks (too small) people that list all their mods in their profile....suck people who have a planed mod list....suck
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2017 Victory Octane
2005 Dodge Ram 1500 SLT
1987 Porsche 924S 2.5 modified
2007 Porsche Cayman S
The Viridian Falcon
SOLD! -- The Purple Pig
SOLD! -- Mighty Mouse
SOLD!! -- Alpine Wolf
