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The only color for a 944 is alpine white - you other guys suck.


Earlies are the only good 944's anyway - you other guys suck.


Cone filters suck

Purists suck

911's suck

Automatics suck

Stock wheels suck

Fuch are the worst - you guys with fuchs suck

Moderators suck

Newbies suck

Old guys.....suck too








If I have left anyone out...BTW..... You suck too

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Old 07-20-2004, 11:25 AM
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Nuh uh! you suck!

*runs away crying*
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Old 07-20-2004, 11:30 AM
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U left out ,Bocksters suck!
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Old 07-20-2004, 11:50 AM
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Old 07-20-2004, 11:53 AM
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Drifters .....you know you suck

924's.........gotta suck

Concourse guys.......buncha weenies

Turbos..............You really suck ( just try to N/A that!)

Trolls ............suck

Socks..........suck

Dealer.....well we all know that one

Electric porsches.......................................... ....................suck

Spainards.................you suck too Manute

Mechanics ..............who needs ya.........you suck

Chip guy ............................. reminds me of an english lawyer I know....you suck

People that own more than one Porsche.........get a girlfriend....you suck




ALL YA'LL XCEPT TCMDOCS944..........you suck
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Old 07-20-2004, 11:58 AM
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No comment ........ u sux ..... ;-)
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actually, people with too much excess cash to fix up their 944's to mint condition BLOW
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Old 07-20-2004, 01:34 PM
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Thats all you guys got?!


Buncha girly men....




Oh yeah,

Autocrossers ...........you blow

People from Pa.........Same to ya...










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Old 07-20-2004, 01:49 PM
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earlies..... suck

stock 944/924..... suck

AFM... sucks

CIS..... sucks

oil leaks.... suck

mustang's...... SUCK

924..... sucks

Your girl...... sucks real good

wide fenders... suck

RICERS...... SUCK

People who cant fix there own car............ SUUUUUUCK
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Old 07-20-2004, 02:20 PM
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S's..................they suck


Edited for content. -Z-man.

Oil leaks.....................yup they suck


Ricers ..............suck


Type R................................sucks


People who break their cars................................suck (unless its me)




..................figures fast would have a little fight in him....What about the rest of you wimps....


TOO OLD?!!
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Bring it FOOOOO's




THIS IS FUN LEts out a little anger


smilies.... suck

phonedials.... Suck

Drum brakes..... Suck

my leaking waterpump....... F*cking SUCKS

Big trucks......... SUCK

THE COPS........ SUCK BIG TIME

Gaurds RED..... RULES!!!!!!!
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Having only 143 HP Sucks!!!

Not having a large selection of used Porsches in Wisconsin Sucks!

my Ford Tempo Sucks!

60 year old men driving thier $120K P-cars in the fast lane doing 55 MPH Sucks!

Chevy Cavilers riced out trying to race me in my crappy Tempo Suck!

215/60/15 tires Suck! Should of been stock with 17"ers

non LSD Sucks!

white colored 944's just plain suck!

Not knowing when somebody is in chat SUCKS!!!!!

lack of timing belt parties Sucks!

only having a 1 car garage Sucks! (makes hosting a timing belt party harder)

Pelican Rules!
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Oh ya, Cops that try to nab me for speeding when they don't have a leg to stand on........SUCK!!!!!!!!!
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1987 944S Purchased from Legion. Corvette LT-1 V-8 conversion with Mega Squirt II
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Favorite Road = www.tailofthedragon.com 318 turns in 11 miles (11 min 20 sec best run)
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living in 'po duck' towns ....................... sucks?






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TCMdocs sucks because he still owes me a couple speaker covers
Speedracing sucks just because you shouldn't race on the street
fast924S sucks because he didn't come to the West Point show
paul c and sasquach suck
FRANKYDOOM sucks because he doesn't know how to lay off the caps lock
Vinman sucks because he likes "Office Space" a bit too much
Brando sucks because there's no such thing as an air-cooled 6-cyllinder 944
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Shipping Porsche parts to Hawaii, that really sucks.

Big flares over the wheels that make you go slower, that must suck too.
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CJfusco- sucks because he had all kinds of fun playing with the ferrari's at the west point show
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P-Car Drivers who dont do the "flash"............SUCK!
Orange Park Chicks......................................SUCK!
15" Phone Dials............................................S UCK!
Dead Batteries......................................... .....SUCK!
K-Town Po's (cops)........................................SUCK !
Getting Glasses........................................... ..SUCK!
Guards Red............................................... ...RULES!


Dang....I feel better now...
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Edited for content. -Z-man.
burgundy...suck
your mom...sucks
tickets...suck
MUSTANGS....SUCK
muscle cars.....suck
drag racers.....suck
People who don't play in their cars...suck
sex in the back seat....sucks (too small)
people that list all their mods in their profile....suck
people who have a planed mod list....suck
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