[Porsche-O-Phile]

That's literally laugh-out-loud hilarious! Well-written to the point of stand-up material. Excellent!

People that feel the need to engage in mobile phone conversation (anything longer than a "lemmee call you right back") are fair game. I've done the blow-the-air-against-the-back-of-your-hand thing to simulate horriffic flatulence before just to get some yammering dunderhead to hang it up, but nothing even remotely as choice as described above.

A+

And I don't give those often.