[Otto]

Call or write PORSCHE CARS NORTH AMERICA 1-800-PORSCHE and get the birth certificate of your car. All you have to do is be the regisistered owner and give them the serial number and you will receive in the mail a birth certificate of your Porsche describing all of the options, exterior color, interior color and birth date. So now you can toast the birthday of your Porsche, as I do every year, just another reason to have some Jagermiester. Every year my account says it would have been cheaper if I was a heroin junkie instead of being a PORSCHE junkie, but I won't be lying in the gutter dead with an overdose being a PORSCHE junkie. I hit the wall with a friends Porsche at turn four at Willow Springs the other day and that felt alot better than at shot in the arm. DRIVING IN ITS PUREST FORM, OTTO