Just got this in my email. Freakin' hilarious.
Hudlooms?
FROM THE DESK OF: NUHU RIBADU
ATTN: BENEFICIARY,
RE: BE CAREFUL OF THE HUDLOOMS
Following the recent broadcast of the president and the commander in
chief of armed forces of the federal republic of Nigeria during the
visit to the America President Mr. George W. Bush, his speech to the
united nation, couple with recommendation and resolution of his last
visit to South Africa, British, France and the UNGA United Nations
General Assembly in New York), a total sum of $2.8 Billion has been
mapped out by the SENATE to settle all outstanding foreign debts owned
to contractor this year.
It has therefore become imperative for us to explore our options for
reducing our debt servicing policy to affordable and sustainable
levels. On the order of the president as a mark of his reconciliation
and image laundering exercise toward sanitizing the battered image of
the federal republic of Nigeria abroad.
I am Nuhu Ribadu Chairman Economic And Financial Crime Commission, a
committee set up by the Federal Government of Nigeria under the able
President Olusegun Obasanjo. The purpose of the committee among other
is to investigate, verify and settle all outstanding debts owed to
foreign contractors whose payment is overdue. During the last military
dictatorship of Late General Sani Abacha, many abnormalities had
happened in the Central Bank of Nigeria and Union Bank of Nigeria
where some top official of the apex Bank collaborate with imposters
and abandon our contractor half way with levies and taxes.
Consequently, we received a directive from the office of the
president, ordering the above office to settle all genuine contractors
whose debts has been outstanding for a long time now. These are those
who has shown sufficient proof regarding the release of their fund,
And we wish to inform you that in our record here, you have fulfilled
such conditions.
But the reasons why your own Transfer has to be delayed is because,
there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one Mr. Peter
Woo, who is presently trying to make us believe that you entered into
an agreement with him, to help you in receiving your fund, in his bank
account in China. So here comes the big question. Did you sign any
Deed of Assignment in favor of Mr. Peter Woo, thereby making him the
current beneficiary with the following account details: Account Name:
Indo-China Group Ltd, A/C #: USD114-102-5567-8, Bank Name: Standard
Chattered bank, 138-141 1st Floor, Edinburgh Tower, the Landmark, 15
Queens Road, Central Hong Kong, Swift Code: SCBL 11k111.
If you did not sign, nor authorize Mr. Peter Woo to receive your
payment on your behalf, kindly reconfirm to us, your genuine bank
account details, to avoid making payment to a wrong person, attempt to
divert your payment to a new account without your knowledge may have
been done by your local representative with the assistance of some
(Union Bank of Nigeria) Officials, of whom most of them are presently
under our custody and will face prosecution under section 35A sub
section 1-2-4 of the criminal code of Nigeria, pending on when we
finish with our investigation.
This office is glad to inform you that your payment shall be made as
soon as this information needed from you is submitted, either by
Telegraphic Transfer or by international Certified Bank Draft. We are
sorry to inform you that the Federal Government of Nigeria had made it
clear to all foreign contractors whose payment is overdue, to be paid
immediately hence all the modality relating to the release of your
contract fund had been completed. You are advised to stop any further
communication with your local representative(s) any officials (s)
department of the CBN or Union Bank or any Government parastatal. This
is to forestall new effort towards a diversion of your payment.
This office supersedes every other department in the CBN ,every other
banks in Nigeria and correspondence bank abroad and is thus
responsible for the final payment. The consequences of not heeding to
this warning would be yours.
Although we have been able to come up with some good result about the
people that have extorted money from you illegally and i wish to list
them so that you will personally indicate them by writting back
because we want to make your payment to youwithout any delay but we
must surely deal and bring this names to book if only you will
indicate correctly any of them.
The names of the Touts that have been arrested are as follows:
1)Dr.ken in U S A
2) PROF CHARLES SOLODO
3) CHIEF JOSEPH SANUSI
4)DR. R.RASHEED
5) BARRISTER AWELE
6)BARRISTER UCHEUZO WILLIAMS.
7) DR. HANZ MUSSA
UNION BANK (NIGERIA) PLC
8)Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Ebi
9)Mr Eric William
Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
10) Mr. Tunde Lemo Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance /
Board Member
11)MR CUPPA ACOKA.
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA.
12)Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Member
The above listed names are been traced/investigated by our team and
some of them have elope the country and note that if any of them is
caught and find guilty he/she will go to jail for 25 years(twenty five
years) as it is under the Degree 47 of the constituition of Nigeria
under section of criminal law.
So we are waiting for you to write us and inform us if any of the
above names have once contacted you in respect to the your fund if yes
dont waste time to indicate it immediately.
We applogise on behalf of the President and the good citizens of
Nigeria for any delay and lost this most have coursed you and promise
that such thing will not happen again.And if you are dealing with any
one of them regarding this payment we urge you to STOP because you are
taking a big risk and you never find your money because your funds in
the total sum $30,000,000.00 (Thityty Million United States Dollars)
is now with the WEMA BANK OF NIGERIA PLC a commercial recently
approved by the Presidency to fulfil all foreign payments.
Considering the circumstances at hand, you are advice not to accept
any fax or telephone calls that does not come from this office. Call
me immediately you receive this message for more information or send
your reply to this email as:
investigatingcrimeinnig@hotmail.com
Best regards,
NUHU RIBADU
CHAIRMAN: ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION(E.F.C.C).
ASSISTANT CHAIR PERSON (JOSEP BABAN).