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As you have heard the Bush Administration said each one of us would
now get a nice rebate to help stimulate the economy.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will go to India.

If we purchase a car it will go to Japan.

If we purchase fruit & vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras & Guatemala,

If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan, and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep
that money here at home is to buy beer or spend it on prostitution, since
those are the only businesses still in the U.S.

My name is Eliot Spitzer, and I approved this advertisement.
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