[Aerkuld]

I'd go into the money lending business. I'd only lend small amounts of money and only to guys with hot chicks. The loans would be secured against the hot chicks who have to stay with me and help with the 'other business' until the loan was paid off. The 'other business' would be my rapidly expanding porn empire which would then generate more money to further extend the lending business. The surplus would be used to fund the brewery and distillery. Once the brewery and distillery were up and running then I'd set up the ammunition factory.
Or maybe I'd just buy a church with a dodgey roof and get sammy to join...