[Don Plumley]

I'm in Melbourne. Walking out of my room to the elevator tonight I hear the unmistakable, and quite loud sounds of In flagrante delicto. Pretty sure it was the real thing and not pron on the tube. Apparently the young lady was nearing the finish line and was quite appreciative of her situation.

Made me think of what I should do - knock loudly on the door and run away. Wait, then at the right time, Applaud. Or just post it on Pelican. Since I don't have the cohones to face down a large Auzzie Bloke being interrupted by a Yank, my choice is obvious.

What would you do?