[ODDJOB UNO]

to have a hell of alot of fun. some mornings are truly magnificent. some days are better than others. but some days are TRUE DEJA-VU!



like mine was this early azz am.




since we gots to gets 1000 miles on the ol showroom stock cab from hell after redoing the motor and tranny so we can adjust our valves and dump our brad penn out and change the filter, i have been under the gun to get mileage on the damn thing.

so got up wayy before dawn choked down some coffee, and decided to go put some miles on and get out of TIBET, for a lil bit.


get on the freeway northbound, typical morons riding my butt in the slow or fast lanes. so i goose it and just get away from them and mind my own biz doing the speed limit.


now my spiritual guru and advisor has flat stated "no shifts over 5000rpm or i'll cut yer huevos off!" until we get a 1000 miles on it. hmmm pretty adamant about that. so i have been a fairly good lil boy adhering to his direct order.


well i get out of town, say maybe 50 miles or so, pull into rest stop. get out kick the tires, look for any weeps seeps or leaks as any good lil por-sha daddy should always do(none). look around, see a county mountie heading south. no big deal. watch some traffic and the skyline for awhile and decide to jump back in and head back to the barn.

as i am exiting the rest area i spy in my rearview a RED SOMETHING in the distance. hmmm i wonder??? could it be???? another por-sha????



and lo and behold the por-sha gawds were smiling. if i wasnt DIPPED IN POO it was an EXACT SAME YEAR, EXACT SAME COLOR,EXACT SAME WHEELS, GUARDS FREEKING RED TURBO 911 coupe! i mean the damn thing had the exact same goofy azz'd lil gyroscope thingy thangy on the 3rd eye brake light! we think it was for a cell phone back in the 80's but NO ONE has yet to verify that. me? i think its a inter-ga-lac-u-lar antenna, that transponds good vibes from aliens to my car. but WTF do i know???


so we did what only comes natural to por-sha daddies and proceeded, to have a very fun /safe spirited drive all the way back into town. both of us grinning EAR TO EAR!


now just the day before i had done the exact same lil trek to get miles on. and there were 4 cops in less than a 12 mile stretch. 2 at a construction zone and then 2 others hidden shooting dar-dar. my escort gave me the heads up then but i was still wary in a couple of places and when i slowed down so did the turbo. so it was a damn good time and i am sure we gave quite a few people a show that does not happen very often.


one of those DEJA VU moments i will be flat amazed ever happens again in my life out on the open highway.



thanks red turbo, that was a BLAST THIS EARLY AM!