[onewhippedpuppy]

My darling 5-year old daughter is in her first year of Girl Scouts. My wife now hopes it is her last. It's GS cookie time, they had their kickoff meeting on Saturday. My wife and daughter come home with 165 boxes of cookies, with my wife totally fuming. Seems that they have changed their sales model to allow "immediate delivery" of cookies, which sounds all well and good. The only problem - they give you cookies, and whatever you don't sell is yours. So now the GS are guaranteed that each little girl sells at least 165 boxes of cookies, one way or another. Pretty brilliant from their end, looks like daddy is going to be gaining some weight.