[Porsche-O-Phile]

The minute you hand your keys to someone - especially a valet - expect bad things to happen. Think Ferris Beuller. My car isn’t worth nearly that much but I still know better than to hand it over to someone who can potentially joyride it, burn up my clutch, trash it, etc. and then claim “hey it was like that when you brought it in bro”.

No thanks. I’ll park my own ride. And fix it myself too. I really just don’t trust people when it comes to these sorts of things and they have a way of constantly “living down to expectations” and proving my paranoia wise.