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Does your vagina hurt? Try a dead turtle...

Woman has vaginal pain. Doctor finds a dead turtle in there....

You just can't this stuff up. lol

https://www.foxcarolina.com/emergency-room-doctor-finds-dead-turtle-in-woman-s-vagina/article_3de2c3f6-2074-54de-95d8-e714ac1776e0.html

TENERIFE, Spain (KMOV.com) --Emergency room doctors see it all.

A British woman went to the emergency room near Tenerife, an island in Spain, where a doctor found a dead turtle in her vagina, according to El País.

Due to the shocking discovery, the doctor called the police who say the 26-year-old woman partied the night before and could not recall what took place that night.

Police suspect the woman could be a victim of sexual assault.

According to El País, police have closed the case since the woman has not filed a complaint.

Old 09-29-2018, 07:51 AM
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Send this off to PARF. There have been hurting vaginas there since the election...
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Old 09-29-2018, 08:08 AM
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prob a snapper
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she doesn't remember, she was drunk, was her name Ford?

now it can go to PARF
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Well the lives ones did hurt a little too much.

(wasn't there was a South Park episode about the adventures of a rodent traversing the human GI track?)
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Then there is Richard Gere..
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Hey idiot, did you make this meme? Where did you get it? Because I know the person pictured and she definitely did not participate in that.
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HOw do you know? Maybe it happened 36 years ago at a high school party.
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HOw do you know? Maybe it happened 36 years ago at a high school party.
Ahahahahaha...right wing comedy. Always the best and always misogynistic. Atta boy.
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Hey idiot, did you make this meme? Where did you get it? Because I know the person pictured and she definitely did not participate in that.
I assume someone found/stole her image off the net and made the meme. Based on the fact that there seems to be a plethora of copies out there, I feel that it's pretty safe to say that ID10T found the meme on the internet and reposted it.

https://www.google.com/search?q=CENTIPEDES+in+my+vagina&client=firefox-b-1-ab&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjOzty_kOHdAhUJ7qwKHVhdCoMQ_AUIDigB&biw=1631&bih=979



Every meme and picture used for comedy on the internet is someone's friend, and the person in the meme and their friends are probably not happy about it, but once it's out there, there's not much that you can do about it.
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You wouldn’t be a leftist if you got the joke. I’m not making fun of the woman. I’m making fun of you. Stooge.
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I don’t know. Clearly the meme say she has centipedes in her cooch. We need hearings and an investigation. All televised.
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There's a joke about a tortoise and the hair here somewhere.....
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Hey idiot, did you make this meme? Where did you get it? Because I know the person pictured and she definitely did not participate in that.
It's not new speeder.
The same woman/different meme has been around the internet at least a decade or two.

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/6052-its-more-likely-than-you-think
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You wouldn’t be a leftist if you got the joke. I’m not making fun of the woman. I’m making fun of you. Stooge.
I got it, just wasn't funny. You're not that deep, pal.
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Ok I'll bite, who's the woman with the centipedes?
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Ok I'll bite, who's the woman with the centipedes?
There is no woman w centipedes. It's a meme.
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Ok I'll bite, who's the woman with the centipedes?
When I was a teen..we didn't call them centipedes...
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When I was a teen..we didn't call them centipedes...
You mean.... Chicks with dicks?

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