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Fantasy Replacing Reality
https://komonews.com/news/offbeat/missouri-poacher-ordered-to-repeatedly-watch-bambi-12-17-2018
OZARKS, Mo. (AP) — A Missouri poacher has been ordered to repeatedly watch the movie "Bambi" as part of his sentence in a scheme to illegally kill hundreds of deer. David Berry Jr. was ordered to watch the Disney classic at least once a month during his year-long jail sentence in what conservation agents have called one of the largest deer poaching cases in state history, the Springfield News-Leader reports. Court records show he was ordered by Lawrence County Judge Robert George to "view the Walt Disney movie Bambi, with the first viewing being on or before December 23, 2018, and at least one such viewing each month thereafter" while at the county jail. I would assume that the Honorable Judge George hopes that the repeated viewing of Bambi will somehow enlighten Mr. Berry. This hard-hitting docu-drama is certain to provide Mr. Berry with some much needed insight into the animal world and the impact upon it of cold-hearted hunters like himself...
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There is no underestimating the crazy of the politically correct set.
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Seen Bambi lately?
I have, and the hunting scenes don’t glorify good hunting techniques but instead show indiscriminate shooting at every living thing and in the wrong season to be hunting deer!
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I thought Bambi was about a forest fire.
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Douchebag poacher, don't see the problem. Not against hunting, against idiots.
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Wrong forum.
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A poacher? They should just hang him by his nuts in a lion's cage at the zoo.
He's lucky for politically correct judges.
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Damn poachers came through my family homestead land when I was hosting a Boy Scout campout.
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You guys should come visit this region. Because of overly restrictive regulation of hunting seasons the deer are absolutely everywhere. During the rut season you see them everywhere on the side of the road. They are basically oversized vermin at this point. I’m not advocating for poaching but it’s not like we are talking about bald eagles here.
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The guy got a year in prison for poaching. Is the additional punishment of watching a movie once a month really so horrible?
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Higgins, can I get you to re-tell the story of your friend winding a rabbit in Juanita with a deer rifle? I swear, I laughed about that for days. Still do.
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Almost, heavy on the almost, reminds me of this...
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Maybe a more appropriate hard hitting picture on parental loss the judge should be forced to watch is Dumbo.
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He'd love this one!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u99n-F1QP7E
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How much is a deer tag?
The punishment should be 3x, 5x, 50x the price of the tag, per animal. Or something. Government understands money. Leave the precious animals morality out of it.
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