Does your P-car get you p#$$y?
 

Just curious... mine has the opposite effect. Porsches are just soooooooo blasse (sp?) her in SoCal. A friend of mine is going to Kinesis wheels on his 996TT X50 because he thinks they'll help him get some. The fly yellow paint isn't working for him. Personally, my '93 F150 does more for me in that area!

I had a neighborhood P#$$y park her butt on my targa top at night. I know she was there because of the paw prints in the morning. Does that count?

I would think that expensive jewelry would give you a better shot...

oh, wait a minute. Sorry Venkman. ;)

Hmmm, the 996TT...great car but not the hottest in the looks department. My Black/Black flatnose-look 911 has garnered many a compliment from the ladies.....but alot more from the guys. (Uh oh - Maybe time to look at Ferraris..lol)

I have a cab. I have an SUV (Tahoe, white).

Chicks dig SUV's--don't ask me why as there are a plethora of both here in socal.

Yes Targa, I have the same problem. Little footprints from the front bumper, up the hood, right to the Targa top. Plus little foot print on the black rear bumper piece. So yes, so in theory, are cars DO attract P#$$y. lol

Ow, that's gonna leave a mark! :p

It's not what you drive but where you drive it.
e.g. If you drive your P-car to the 7-11, you would probably be better off with a pickup. If you drive your P-car to Los Brisas for Sunday Brunch outside on the patio don't take the pickup.

Gotta remember that one...

Congratulations, you've brought this board to a new low.

Richard:rolleyes: why do you want to attract women, won't you ever learn!!:rolleyes: Your first wife left you....the next one MIGHT NOT!! ;) ;) I was driving a 1969 Cadillac Hearse when I "attracted" mine...that may explain a lot of the problems now!!:p max

The P-car attracts "disposable" women.

The keepers roll their eyes and envision me getting up at 6AM to work in the garage. ;)

Sorry, golefty, but there's no use skirting the issue... else we would all be driving Hondas.

Now, Don, that did hurt ;) But that was another life... I'm a much smarter man now... what the hell is Venkman anyway?

In Eugene, Oregon a 911 is regarded as evidence of social and environmental malfeasance and irresponsibility. An SUV is worse, of course. So it's almost the opposite of tthe situation in SoCal, tho it has the same effect.

I hit one once, and it bent my valence just a little.

Well, it was Todd's quote, but as far as I know Venkman was the character in Ghostbusters played by Harold Ramis (opposite Bill Murray).

That line was right around the time this line was uttered....one of my favs.....

"Everything was going fine untill Dickless, here, turned off the containment field....."

"Is this true?"

"Yes, this man has no dick...." :eek:

Actually Venkman was Murray, and the full quote is from Ray Stantz (Dan Ackroyd). It is at the end of the movie after Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) has turned into a terror dog, then got fried when the streams crossed:

" Oh. Smells like barbecued dog hair. Oh... Venkman. Oh, Venkman, I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I... I just forgot."

That movie is FULL of great quotes. Another fav:

"We've been going about this all wrong! This Mr. Stay-Puft isn't so bad. He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"

To quote "yes, he has no ****"

and dickless was played by William Atherton who played a ***** in another favorite movie of mine, "Real Genius". Another quote filled movie:

The first thing you should do is get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.

If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well...that's where you're right.

"Rue the day?" Who talks like that?

"Self realization: I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said: "I drank what?""

Yup, got my characters mixed up, thanks for clearing this up, nostatic. I'm in the middle of some copywriting and I'm a little slow. I was about to check IMDB...

My brain is embedded with quotes from Caddyshack. Stripes too. Common Murray thread here.

Stoopid pussee is sitting my cab top right now.....fly, kitty, fly........:eek:

How about a Fresca? Hmmmm?

Stuttgart951, You hit it on the head, trouble is they are all disposable these days. I know, I bought my share of houses for a couple. Never Again. Mr. Goodguy doesnt get it these days !!! Doug

I'm in the garage and Wife asks me, "So, uh, do you still like your car, uh, is everything working okay. Me, "Huh?" Her, "Well, does everything look okay?" Me, "Uh, yes, I guess." Her, "Okay good. Because when Chip was a puppy he jumped up on the hood of your Porsche."

So my P-Car apparently attracts mutant brown dogs.

I had a problem like that myself, but a change in hairstyle and a good tan helped out a lot.!!! Doug

Want to make $20 the hard way...
Don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
Or this one, ...bark like...

I think if P-cars were so good at attracting p#$$y, Porsche would not have had to make the Cayenne and Boxster to stay in business.

Not sure if this is kosher but my wife seems to be more into self pleasure in the 930 than say my '90 GMC half ton. Just a scientific observation you understand.

You guys are hilarious!!!

When I met my girlfriend, I showed up in a sedan for our first date... this is the ultimate platform to see if a lady really cares about you and not your car. But then again it is Hollywood here. Needless to say she loves the P-car and understands that I am obsessed with the 911.

Chicks like the SUV’s because all they see are multiple baby seats in the back!!! Future dads of America think hard about this.

jv

Hey Stuttgart..I'm looking for the "disposable" ones..any tips?? ;)

Precisely why, if I ever find myself needing to go to Eugene, I take my '77 Dodge Powerwagon over the 911...with an empty gun rack in the back window. Those who like to trash & burn SUV's up here have never touched it. They must think I'm waiting a block or so away, rifle in hand. For those who doubt these comments about Eugene? The University of Oregon, with it's campus in Eugene, is about to beat out Harvard and Bezerkley as the most leftist campus in the USA, with the University officialdom announcing that the U of O is against war with Iraq. BUY NIKE! GO DUCKS!

LOL, Paul! :)

... Bezerkley.... BUY NIKE!... :cool:

William Atherton also played news reporter, Dick Thornberg in Die Hard 1 & 2. In both films, he got punched out. He's the guy Hollywood loves to hate and then beat on.

I use that "Oh, Venkman" phrase all the time. My friends love it! :D

Don't expect the 911 to get you tail, Richard. Even my Ford Focus nets me more female attraction (and even some male interest :eek: ) than the 911s. ;)

A FORD FOCUS???? C'mon Adam, that's stretching it...

Younger girls, Paul.. (18-22 or so)

Alas, not the bevvy of 30 somethings that go so well with a 911 of a similar vintage!

LOL here adam..my daughter is now 30 something... We still don't get along.

Yup....my beater 356 is the one the chicks like the best.

While I type on a Porsche BBS, the kids are watching Sponge Bob Square Pants, me burping up Taco Bell and the wife at PTA......

LOL. In general terms, you are absolutely right. There are interesting exceptions:
1) Guy drives a Ferrari, Rap Star SUV, MB S600. Girl thinks, "Oooh, he must have a lot of money so I can buy shoes. I think I'll say hi."

2) Girl wears CFM shoes. Guy thinks, "Ummm, I wonder if she wants a ride in my Pacer." Guy says, "Hey baby. My daddy owns a shoe store."

LOL this whole thread is hilarious, especially with my girlfriend has as much interest in cars as I do. Her car of choice is a BMW 1800 though.. Hey at least it's german.