Suppose you have a dead horse....

[KFC911]

Edited: My apologies to "horse lovers" for the thread title. I get it...


Which Pelican would ya enlist to beat on it?

I have two heavyweight contenders in mind

[oldE]

Seeing as how, over four decades we have had five dead horses, I would call up my neighbour with the back hoe. Family pets deserve better than being the focal point of a disturbing metaphor.

However, for time wasting, never ending harping on one or two things, I do have two in mind.

Best
Les

[tabs]

Originally Posted by KC911

Which Pelican would ya enlist to beat on it?

I have two heavyweight contenders in mind

Can I guess who.?

[KFC911]

^^^^ Nope ...

My apologies Les....I love horses (and have a handful of cats )....but have never had either. Like a "dead cat bounce" though.... had a few of them too.

[rwest]

Like everything, there are some professional at it, but most of us can do a pretty good job DIYing it!

[KFC911]

I just assume many of us stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...some live there

[Jeff Higgins]

One in particular comes immediately to mind. A certified internet phenomena in his own right.

[fintstone]

When I was a kid...we fed dead horses to our dogs.

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by KC911

Edited: My apologies to "horse lovers" for the thread title. I get it...


Which Pelican would ya enlist to beat on it?

I have two heavyweight contenders in mind

Just come out and say who upset you so, it will start the healing process.

https://tenor.com/view/could-you-show-me-on-gif-10072463

[wdfifteen]

There are two in particular that I would call on.

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by kach22i

Just come out and say who upset you so, it will start the healing process.
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3 heavyweight contenders....my bad

......and the Inn is full too!

Thread was all in jest....they know who they are though

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by KC911

Edited: My apologies to "horse lovers" for the thread title. I get it...

Which Pelican would ya enlist to beat on it?

I have two heavyweight contenders in mind

first choice: George Costanza, architect.

[dienstuhr]

Originally Posted by fintstone

When I was a kid...we fed dead horses to our dogs.

In the small town where I once practiced law, there was a business called “Husky Holler Dog Food and Dead Stock Removal.”

I remember their one-ton truck parked outside our office one morning with cow legs sticking straight up out of the bed... yikes

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by tabs

Can I guess who.?

It's "whom."

[Jeff Higgins]

Originally Posted by Zeke

It's "whom."

Maybe...

[Zeke]

Higgins and I would beat each other's (horse).

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Higgins and I would beat each other's (horse).

TMI brother... TMI...

[Jeff Higgins]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Higgins and I would beat each other's (horse).

Hah - I guess we have, a time or two in the past. A couple of sometimes stubborn old farts, I guess. I'd be proud to buy you a beer anytime, though.

[Jolly Amaranto]