Darwin visits Louisiana

Man, what a waste of a perfectly good Chevy Cruze.


https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/24/us/louisiana-two-killed-trying-to-jump-car-over-bridge-opening/index.html

[flatbutt]

165 feet? Good grief. I'd ask what were they thinking but clearly that particular process eluded them.

[masraum]

Investigators are working to determine whether alcohol or drugs were a factor.

hmmmm, could be

[rwest]

Had to be drugs as they weren’t old enough to watch The Dukes of Hazard as kids.

[pavulon]

black Trans Am would have made it.

[Por_sha911]

A Mustang would have done it and gone back to do it again.
Life can be cruel but it is more cruel when you are stupid.

[SiberianDVM]

Two men from Texas died in the crash.

Apparently, dumasses are one of the things they grow big in TX.

[speeder]

It's only Darwin if he got them before they could reproduce. Actually, even that is not what Darwin's theory concerns but I don't want to spoil the fun.

It's dangerous being stupid.

[unclebilly]

But, but it works in video games...

I’ve seen a lot of instances where millennials think that video games are simulators of real life. They think the physics of video games transfer to real life.

[unclebilly]

Also, a Chevy Bolt ain’t no 68 Charger...

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by unclebilly

Also, a Chevy Bolt ain’t no 68 Charger...

From the article.

2016 Chevrolet Cruze stopped at the bridge

One has to wonder what they were thinking.

The driver put the car in reverse, stopped then raced up the ramp but the car landed in the water. It sank to the bottom with the driver, 23-year-old Alejandro Cazares of McAllen, Texas, in it. The other man -- 32-year-old Roberto Alejandro Moreno of Edinburg, Texas -- got out of the car but died in the river.

Investigators are working to determine whether alcohol or drugs were a factor.

Driver was 32 years old, that's not some 17 year old, dang they were stupid.

[Alan A]

Chased by la migra?

[Jims5543]

It's a shame that Cruze was destroyed - said no one ever.

It was obvious they needed more of a running start. I could have made that jump. You just have to get her up to 88 mph.

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[flatbutt]

Originally Posted by Jims5543

It's a shame that Cruze was destroyed - said no one ever.

It was obvious they needed more of a running start. I could have made that jump. You just have to get her up to 88 mph.

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but then you risk altering the time line.

[flatbutt]

Apparently the god of stupid visited Everest as well.

[Gogar]

Sounds like a Theo and Louis pact to me

[kanadary]

Must not have taken hs physics, or if they did, slept thru the class. Gravity is a beatch!

Originally Posted by flatbutt

Apparently the god of stupid visited Everest as well.

That's the line at the WH to summit Hope Hicks.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by pavulon

A black Audi station wagon would have made it.

fify!

[Jim Richards]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sqXVbzvgll8#