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Originally Posted by URY914 (Post 10701527)

A Florida man visiting from NY. :D

When in Rome.....

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Originally Posted by shadowjack1 (Post 10702144)

Gay shark?????

Not if in prison!

Thank you that was f'n hilarious...had to pass on to my best friend and BIL.....

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Originally Posted by Racerbvd (Post 10701420)

Article

The man in the artcile John H. Bishop, 48 looks a lot like Gary John Bishop (56?) don't you think?

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-swimmer-partially-emasculated-after-taunting-baby-shark-with-his-penis/
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-.../babyshark.jpg

https://bungalower.com/event/unscripted-with-gary-john-bishop/
https://bungalower.com/wp-content/up...58554624_n.jpg

Might be some irony there if they were indeed the same person being that he is a self-help personality.

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Originally Posted by pavulon (Post 10702208)

Not if in prison!

Prison sex ain't gay sex per Ziggy,,,

Teeth always ruin it

Kachi22 I think you have a winner!!!

End self-sabotage. Oops.

Don't think that will buff out.

Bishop’s next self-help job...a little short.

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Originally Posted by rfuerst911sc (Post 10701990)

I think it is pretty obvious there was no thinking taking place . In addition to the alcohol consumption my guess is not much goes on in the grey matter between his ears ☹️ I think this knuckle draggers best time of life was the 6 years he spent in high school 😀

Maybe people that do stupid things like this are punishing themselves for something?

People feel guilt for all sorts of reasons, like survivor guilt.

^^^ You bring up some valid points , maybe in the future we will learn from this guy why this happened .

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Originally Posted by rfuerst911sc (Post 10702775)

^^^ You bring up some valid points , maybe in the future we will learn from this guy why this happened .

Dude can't teach me anything...I've never even let a zipper bite me!

There's no amount of alcohol....

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they can be huge—up to 14 feet—and have very strong jaws filled with thousands of tiny, serrated teeth, and will bite defensively if stepped on or bothered by divers who assume they’re docile.

They use their strong jaws to crush and eat shellfish and even coral, but prefer to dine on fish, shrimp, and squid. They are gray-brown and have distinctive tail fins that can be up to one-fourth their total length. Unlike most other sharks, nurses are smooth to the touch.

I'm not sure if this one thought he got a shrimp or a squid...

Have you guys seen what sharks do to "bite off" a chunk of something that they are eating? Because their teeth are like a saw blade, they shake their head back and forth to "saw" through the item they are biting.

https://repeatingislands.files.wordp...670-anim-1.gif

So...we're still posting things from worldnewsdailyreport and thinking they're real? That's still a thing? Can we end that thing in, oh, lets say, 2020? I understand that 2019 is a lost cause, but let's try to collectively raise the intelligence of the interwebs just a tiny tiny bit in 2020.

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Originally Posted by Pazuzu (Post 10702920)

I was going to say something, but this is entertaining enough to let it slide.

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Originally Posted by Pazuzu (Post 10702920)

Well, it was a good yarn.

The photo is from this 2017 video, no penis involved.

NURSE SHARK BITES FLORIDA MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93S-xKlcM-I
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/93S-xKlcM-I" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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"Stab him!" Diver left in agony after small shark bites his stomach and REFUSES to let go
WARNING - GRAPHIC IMAGES: The nurse shark latched onto Ervin Maccarty's abdomen after he went diving off the Florida coast

I'm going to double down, Ervin Maccarty looks a lot like self-help guru Mr. Bishop. ;)

Wasn't so bad, just a hickey.

By The Kansas City Star
Shark bites Florida man in the stomach and will not let go
December 27, 2017 02:55 PM
https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article191825629.html

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Originally Posted by Racerbvd (Post 10701420)

The Stupid is Strong in this One.

A fine example of irony.

I gotta consider the source - ALWAYS.