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Racerbvd 12-28-2019 12:05 PM

The Stupid is Strong in this One.
 
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A Florida man is being hospitalized at*St. Mary’s Medical Center after being partially emasculated from a severe shark bite.
John H. Bishop, 48, was snorkeling off the coast of West Palm Beach with family and friends when he noticed a small nurse shark swimming nearby.

Bishop apparently heavily intoxicated under the influence of alcohol and believing that nurse sharks posed no threat to humans started dangling his genitals in front of the carnivorous creature.

Bishop who openly acknowledges he “caressed and teased” the wild animal with his “testicles and penis” during several minutes was suddenly attacked and was rapidly pulled back onto the boat by family and friends.

“I know John was pretty drunk, but he was smearing his genitals over the shark’s mouth like it was lipstick. It’s almost as if he was trying to put his penis into the shark’s mouth. It was an accident waiting to happen” Joshua Stuart, a friend of Bishop later told reporters.

John H. Bishop, 48, was heavily intoxicated under the influence of alcohol when he playfully decided to dangle his genitals in front of a nurse shark, a carnivorous sea creature bearing rows of thousands of impressive, serrated teeth.

“Had he known that it would bite off half of his penis, John would never have done what he did. Alcohol is no excuse. He just wants to warn the public that nurse sharks are dangerous animals and not meant to fool around with,” Bishop’s wife warned reporters, visibly devastated.
John H. Bishop was rapidly brought to*St. Mary’s Medical Center where doctors were forced to partially amputate the head of Bishop’s penis to separate the animal from the victim’s genitals.

The glans penis was tragically left inoperable after being severely damaged and partly digested by the animal although St. Mary’s Medical Center medical staff did confirm both testicles were left intact and undamaged.

As inoffensive as nurse sharks may appear, experts warn they are ranked fourth in documented shark bites on humans,*likely due to incautious behavior by divers on account of the nurse shark’s slow, sedentary nature.
​​​​​​​https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-swimmer-partially-emasculated-after-taunting-baby-shark-with-his-penis/

Joe Bob 12-28-2019 12:38 PM

Ya can't fix stupid....

Bugsinrugs 12-28-2019 01:21 PM

Too bad the shark didn’t get the hanging fruit. Would have stopped the stupid right there.

rfuerst911sc 12-28-2019 01:30 PM

Interesting way to cut bait and run 😁

Bill Douglas 12-28-2019 01:53 PM

I hope the shark is OK. If he is the sort of guy who puts it in a shark's face it's probably been places we would not want to know about.

rfuerst911sc 12-28-2019 02:03 PM

I wonder if the shark ever gagged 😁

RWebb 12-28-2019 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Racerbvd (Post 10701420)

A Florida man ...

unh huh

URY914 12-28-2019 02:30 PM

A Florida man visiting from NY. :D

masraum 12-28-2019 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 10701433)
Ya can't fix stupid....

Actually, it sounds like stupid got itself fixed

RWebb 12-28-2019 03:16 PM

Joe Bobbitt no longer dumbest guy caught 'short'...

wdfifteen 12-28-2019 03:17 PM

“Had he known it would bite off half his penis, John would never have done what he did.”

Well, that says it all right there.

herr_oberst 12-28-2019 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWebb (Post 10701520)
unh huh

Goes without saying.

pavulon 12-28-2019 07:20 PM

John "Stubby" Bishop! SmileWavy

dewolf 12-28-2019 08:10 PM

^ hahahaahaha

rfuerst911sc 12-29-2019 02:27 AM

When doing home plumbing repairs I wonder if he'll continue to use shark bite fittings :D .......... I'll be here all week folks ;)

ckelly78z 12-29-2019 03:59 AM

Why do you get heavily intoxicated and go snorkeling....just thinking that this was the first step in stupidity ?

KFC911 12-29-2019 04:13 AM

I wuz gonna suggest that John not go off half cocked anymore :D

GH85Carrera 12-29-2019 06:22 AM

Just stupid at a level that is hard to comprehend.

sc_rufctr 12-29-2019 06:26 AM

You have to ask... WTF was he thinking?

rfuerst911sc 12-29-2019 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 10701987)
You have to ask... WTF was he thinking?

I think it is pretty obvious there was no thinking taking place . In addition to the alcohol consumption my guess is not much goes on in the grey matter between his ears ☹️ I think this knuckle draggers best time of life was the 6 years he spent in high school 😀


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