Got a call about my SS number today!

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

I think they have black listed me.

I used to practice my improvised Chinese language with them. I got to be quite good.

Another one I do is start of by saying thanks for calling, I've been wanting to talk to you, I've got this life insurance for you to buy. Then I become steadily more abusive when the insist they don't want to buy it. I even try to get their bank account number off them - just one dollar, I'll take it out myself, you don't have to do anything LOL

Was that you calling the other day. I got a phone call on my cell phone and it was some female sounding person, speaking some Asian language, maybe Chinese but it could have been Korean or something else.

One of my friends has his Hillbilly-speak down pat and will just talk like the Beverly Hillbillies intimating someone from the deep south.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Was that you calling the other day.

Just some nutter, we all sound the same when we are trying to trick you.


Hill billy speak sounds fun

[GH85Carrera]

I had the call not too long ago that my Microsoft license had expired and they were calling to help me out. I was not busy so I kept him on the line for 15 minutes and was having real issue finding the files he want to know about and never could get his file to download since I had no intention of going to his web site. He finally called me a bunch of names as I called him a thief. He hung up.

[pmax]

Nobel prize winner.

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/477482-paul-krugman-my-computer-was-hacked-to-download-child-pornography

[Bill Douglas]

Haha.

I was most offended a while ago as well. I feel it's polite to speak to other people in their own language where ever possible, and I was speaking to this chap in my Chinese and he called me a c*** and hung up. No manners LOL

[shadowjack1]

Blocked my number after I asked for Jake

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by rcecale

That is the funniest thing I heard in a long time. Hilarious!!

[rcecale]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

That is the funniest thing I heard in a long time. Hilarious!!

He's got a channel full of them. I laugh so hard I sometimes cry!

[Arizona_928]

Originally Posted by masraum

If they sound like they are in India or Pakistan, just repeat after me.

Gandu behnchoot

https://www.searchindia.com/search/indian-slang-words/gandu.html
https://www.searchindia.com/search/indian-slang-words/behnchoot.html

I love the hindi swear words. I got one ******* a few weeks ago that made fun of me for only knowing a couple hindi swear words. I ended up roasting india until he hung up.

[Mike Andrew]

I take one of these now and then if I am in the right mood.

Guys, I just go off on. Call them scammers, tell them they deserve death; that sort of thing.

If it's a woman, I tell her she sounds very hot. If she doesn't hang up, I begin to tell her, in very graphic terms, what I would like to do to her. Click! Not sure what I would do if one responded in kind

[Arizona_928]

Don't let the wife overhear! lol

[Por_sha911]

I have played their game and sounded concerned. When it comes time to give my credit card # I give a number that starts with a 2 and has a lot of zeros. Make sure it only has 12-13 digits as well. They will ask me to repeat the # a few times before they realize they are being played and then they curse and hang up. Most times I just don't pick up the phone if I don't recognize the @.

[Alan A]

Originally Posted by masraum

If they sound like they are in India or Pakistan, just repeat after me.

Gandu behnchoot

https://www.searchindia.com/search/indian-slang-words/gandu.html
https://www.searchindia.com/search/indian-slang-words/behnchoot.html

Bahkri chod usually does the trick

[cabmandone]

Let this be a lesson to all scammers! Never f'k with a self employed person who is bored.