I enjoy being offended as much as the next person.

But what we are talking about is a kid having a bit of a giggle. An evening of make pretend with his buddies, then back to school/Uni the next day.

it's important to have a bit of fun in life and not be too much of a Greta Thunberg or the highly offended equivalent.

Edit: Haha, I saw a little boy very happy, grinning from ear to ear, a toddler at Placemekers (a homestore) that had a T-Shirt that said "Daddy should have used Durex." Now THAT would have upset all the old ladies.

How is that a smart move when the OP said that his wife/his son's mother finds the idea of it offensive; is it worth that kind of an in your face move just for the sake of a funny, white boy chain?

Or you can get him a chain that reads "TRISCUIT"?

wait until the wife/mother does something BAD

then give him the chain