Hahaha! Yes, that flap goes in front so your Johnson doesn't drag on the bowl.

Damn, that make is so much easier than trying to you know, point it down into the middle without hitting the water....

This thread is comedy genius. Probably one of the best PPOT threads in a while. I just read all 5 pages to my wife, in between spewing my morning coffee through my nose.

One question, though... and sorry to sound like an uncultured simpleton, but how do you aim those little toilet seat bidet attachments? It seems like some errant spray would either create one helluva mess or would goose you in a surprising way, sending you off of said bidet toilet seat, thereby causing a helluva mess. I have no experience. Meanwhile, toilet supplies in Germany are normal and as expected, German toilet paper is sturdy and rugged, holding up to the toughest arses.

Funny ass responses.

I actually have TOTO Washlet toilets in both bathrooms. The full blown unit, not the retrofit seat. We use very little TP as a result. More of a blot dry. :)

Aiming: there is a front and back targeting button. I’ll let you work out the gender targeting needs.

Oh. I got restocked with TP at Costco. They got five pallets when I was there and they were handing them out in orderly fashion. And Clorox wipes; a workers was policing them as well. One 6-pack per customer. She said, “you need wipes?” I said “no thank you, I’m fine”. She says,,,,”you sure? This stuff isn’t around much”. And put it in my passing cart. “Sure, why not?

The planet is wildly on fire. Thanks for the laughs.

See! I gotta go back to "why you worrying?" Nothing a tee shirt or a chamois can't solve.

Music must not have been good to these guys if they're making money doing that job Vash.
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Dorothy had a TOTO too! Poor... poor thing :(

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I found a five pack of generic baby wipes at CVS on sale. Perfect for my tender flat butt.

and for those less enlightened souls

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Damn you! It is almost 3 am, and now I'm watching Toto's 35th anniversary concert. FF to 1:30.00 when the good stuff starts.

Amazon has it...delivered by Monday!
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MrsWD walking in while this was up on the computer.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm reading about the toilet paper shortage on PPOT."
"THAT'S JUDY GARLAND!"
"Yeah."
"WTF is wrong with you people?"

LOL!

Those are 2 ply paper towels. You'll probably have a sore butt afterwards, and a plugged sewer.

Delivered, handled and sneezed/coughed on by the guys in the Amazon warehouse and the delivery guys. Are you going to quarantine deliveries for a few days?

I was on the site once and my wife saw the post titles something like "lets see your best butt shots" and with an accusing tone said what is that. So I clicked on it, and it was all 911 rear ends. I started ohing and ahing and she shook her head and walked out of the room.

Any ideas what will happen to our sewage treatment plants when people run out of toilet paper and start flushing napkins, paper towels or cleaning wipes down? I was at the store and saw a woman with her shopping cart full of napkins who told me she has 4 kids at home and no more toilet paper, so this is what they will use..

I had to Gloggle that....

What did they use for toilet paper before it was invented?
Before the advent of modern toilet paper many different materials were used for the same purposes. Different materials were used depending upon the country, weather conditions, social customs and status. People used leaves, grass, ferns, corn cobs, maize, fruit skins, seashells, stone, sand, moss, snow and water.

And that's how poison ivy was discovered.

I should cruise by and see if there are lines at the pot stores here...