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cabmandone 03-13-2020 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 10782643)
Do you have to like brown cars?

Just racing stripes. ;)

quicksix 03-13-2020 12:28 PM

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She thought car parts in the dishwasher was gross..

red-beard 03-13-2020 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by masraum (Post 10782476)

Yeah, I'm heading to the grocery store and I'm ready to body slam anyone that gets in my way.

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RKDinOKC 03-13-2020 03:21 PM

Shower is next to toilet. Like a stand up bidet only with soap and wash rags and a towel when done.

masraum 03-13-2020 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 10782858)
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Hey, look at that. The US doesn't have the market cornered on crazy-stupid!

cabmandone 03-13-2020 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by masraum (Post 10783160)
Hey, look at that. The US doesn't have the market cornered on crazy-stupid!

My brother has a saying. "We're all crazy. Some just hide it better than others"

rusnak 03-13-2020 06:43 PM

get a squatty potty attachment.

You can use a little brush for the stubborn bits.

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Jim Richards 03-13-2020 06:48 PM

My wife had been bugging me to get her a bidet toilet seat, so last month i jumped on a sale Costco was running. She’s happy and TP usage is down. I haven’t had to punch anyone out yet at the store. Maybe next month.

dafischer 03-13-2020 07:38 PM

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daepp 03-13-2020 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 10782366)
SOB!

what’s my strategy? Raid my office supplies? Costco? Target?


Putting on pants now. Off to the rat race.

Sooooo??? Any success???

71T Targa 03-13-2020 08:12 PM

Am I the only one who remembers that Higgens had the answer to this problem?

smadsen 03-13-2020 08:14 PM

People are crashing the door at Costco. No parking. Pitch forks & torches. Fist fights over toilet paper & paper towels. Panic in the streets.

Wifey waltzed into the Dollar Store, picked up a 12 pack of towels & TP. Cost prolly $2.00 more than Costco. We're covered for another month. Hope the supply ship from Wuhan arrives before mid-April.

Noah930 03-13-2020 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 71T Targa (Post 10783376)
Am I the only one who remembers that Higgens had the answer to this problem?

Only works if you're single. Or want to be.

rusnak 03-13-2020 08:19 PM

I'm pretty sure my fam and I would use tree bark and dirt if it came to that.

I'm stockpiling coffee and cigars. If I run out of those, then lives are at risk.

Evans, Marv 03-13-2020 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 71T Targa (Post 10783376)
Am I the only one who remembers that Higgens had the answer to this problem?

If I remember correctly, his wife wasn't too impressed with his answer "to this problem."

DFW_IE 03-13-2020 08:32 PM

Seriously asking- What’s the rationale behind stocking up on TP?

RWebb 03-13-2020 08:34 PM

people (esp. women) worried about supply chain interruptions

- only supply chain interruptions I see being discussed are for foods

craigster59 03-13-2020 08:47 PM

The upside of having a casual stance on wiping your ass properly is you gain an advantage of keeping a "social distance".

Jim Richards 03-13-2020 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 10783411)
The upside of having a casual stance on wiping your ass properly is you gain an advantage of keeping a "social distance".

#winning

rusnak 03-13-2020 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by masraum (Post 10783160)
Hey, look at that. The US doesn't have the market cornered on crazy-stupid!

Hannah Sinclair is hawt (Aussie accent). What's a faige?


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