The FBI found and is holding my shipping containers .

[SiberianDVM]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

$4.5 worth of toilet paper.

That's what? 2 rolls?

[MBAtarga]

Fred, I'm about 45 minutes from ATL Hartsfield airport. I'll pick up your $4.5M for a 10% fee!

[wdfifteen]

You inherited $4.5 million from Uncle Jumbamumu! Uncle Jumbamumu musta singled out little Fred due to the strong family resemblance.

[epbrown]

Originally Posted by Helix8

Gmail account makes it Official

I love that he has "agent" right there in the name.

[70SATMan]

You should ask the agent if the heroin is still in the boxes with the cash.

[shadowjack1]

How lucky can a guy get..This stuff happens to me. I'll stay poor the rest of my life.

[legion]

In the world of scams, now is the time to institute "the pivot". In other words, turn things around on the scammer without him noticing.

Tell him that you are VERY thankful for finding your shipping container, but you have bigger problems and could use his help. As your requests will be extralegal in nature, you will reimburse him directly for expenses incurred in addition to a small cut of any profits. Tell him that after a "pharmaceutical" deal gone bad, you need his help to free up some funds being held by a bank in Nigeria. Specifically, they are holding $100 million of your dollars, and you will gladly pay him 10%. You need 10 Polaroid pictures of the bank in Lagos, sent to your PO box. Further instructions on completion of the mission.

[fastfredracing]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

You inherited $4.5 million from Uncle Jumbamumu! Uncle Jumbamumu musta singled out little Fred due to the strong family resemblance.

Old uncle Jumbamumu and mom did always seem to be a little bit close at family gatherings and what not. There were rumors circling the family for years about it .
I'm guessing that he wanted me to carry on the blood line .

[rockfan4]

I guess I'm not as lucky as you Fred, I'm only getting $750k
Nice to know the United Nations uses Yahoo mail and a Wyoming phone number.

Dear Beneficiary.

VIA ATM VISA CARD. IRREVOCABLE COMPENSATION PAYMENT OF US $ 750,000.00

We have actually been authorized by the newly appointed Minister of Finance and the governing body of the United Nations Monetary Unit Investigate the Unnecessary Delay on Your Payment, Recommended and Approved in your favorite. During the course of our investigation, we Discovered with dismay that your payment has been unnecessarily Delayed by corrupt officials of the Bank in an attempt to swindle yours fund that has lead to many losses from your end and unnecessary Delay in your payment receipt.

The United Nations and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) has chosen to pay out all the compensation funds to 150 Beneficiaries from United States, Europe, Canada, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Arabia, South America, Australia and Asia and Africa Continent through ATM Visa Card Consumers, businesses, financial institutions and governments to use Digital currency instead of Cash and Checks.

We have arranged your payment to be paid to you via ATM Visa Card and this will be issued on your Name and shall be posted directly to your address via DHL or any courier services available in your country. Upon your contact with us, the sum of US $ 750,000.00 will be
credited to the ATM Visa Card and this will enable you to withdraw at any ATM machines in your country with a minimum withdrawal of US $ 5,000.00 per day. Your limit can be increased to any amount upon your request.

In this regards, you are to contact and furnish the requested information to the Directorate of International Payment and Transfer with the followings;

1. Your Name:
2. Country:
4. Age and Sex:
4. Occupation:
5. Mobile Telephone:
6. Delivery Address:
7. Id Card Identification:

Endeavor to furnish the above information to the officers below for the insurance and delivery of your ATM Visa Card;

Mrs. Agnes Bernard
Director of International Payment
Email: hyes54@yahoo.com
Telephone: +1 (307) 217-6889

We need your urgent response to this email as directed to avoid further delay.

Yours faithfully,

UNITED NATIONS
Public Information Office.

[john70t]

Dude, it's IRREVOCABLE.