you know your getting old when.....
 

when you were in high school it was "cool" to have the "rubber ring" on you wallet.

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when you get old its "cool" to have the Viagra bump on you wallet!!


(I could not find a pic of a wallet with something that looked like a pill bulging out like the rubber ring)

yea that took some of the wind out of the joke.
but still I think its pretty funny

When I was in high school...it was cool to carry a bottle opener.
The drinking age had dropped and most all seniors were legal to drink at noon hour.

So carrying an O ring in your wallet is cool?

Nope, I never tried it.

Some kids in Oklahoma think it is really cool to have a Skoal can wear spot on the back pocket of their jeans. I put it right up there with the tramp stamp on chicks. Not cool, just stupid.

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You opinions may vary.

You know you're old when you sign up for Medicare.

Worse is when you start getting AARP notices in the mail leading up to your golden years.

Those start about age 50. 50 is NOT old.

They must have a heck of a system to send everyone that age crap. Pure junk mail.

Ha! I knew I'd get a rise out of you, old man!

Haven't started getting those yet in my mailbox. :p

You know you're old when you're not sure if you'll live long enough to survive a market crash. (I've got to start laughing at myself)

.......….when it used to be women, parties and cocaine. Now it's black coffee, Metamucil and Viagra......

My friend told me I was old because when he called to ask what I was doing I told him "waiting for the mail" Must be a sign you're getting old?

You will. Very soon. And the first one you get will hurt! ;)

The hearing aid ads in my mailbox might be an indicator.

Your brain says yes but your dick says no?

Buying hearing aids!

You know your're old when...... the neighborhood kids want to know if you're doing O.K. during the current Coronavirus lockdown. I was on my way up the street to do my tri-weekly 20 miler on the bicycle. Carp, 73 is not old.

When it's more fun to think about sex than to have sex.

When your packet of condoms gets past it's best before date.

When the hot sauce is placed on the table, but you have to double-check the day planner.

When "OK Bommer" pisses you off!






f'yall, I'm Gen X. By a few months!

My long time motorcycle buddy said it best: In the old days, we'd go on these trips to drink and chase women.

Now, it's a chance to eat Red Meat and go to bed early........