you know your getting old when.....
 

when you were in high school it was "cool" to have the "rubber ring" on you wallet.

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when you get old its "cool" to have the Viagra bump on you wallet!!


(I could not find a pic of a wallet with something that looked like a pill bulging out like the rubber ring)

yea that took some of the wind out of the joke.
but still I think its pretty funny

When I was in high school...it was cool to carry a bottle opener.
The drinking age had dropped and most all seniors were legal to drink at noon hour.

So carrying an O ring in your wallet is cool?

Nope, I never tried it.

Some kids in Oklahoma think it is really cool to have a Skoal can wear spot on the back pocket of their jeans. I put it right up there with the tramp stamp on chicks. Not cool, just stupid.

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You opinions may vary.

You know you're old when you sign up for Medicare.

Worse is when you start getting AARP notices in the mail leading up to your golden years.

Those start about age 50. 50 is NOT old.

They must have a heck of a system to send everyone that age crap. Pure junk mail.

Ha! I knew I'd get a rise out of you, old man!

Haven't started getting those yet in my mailbox. :p

You know you're old when you're not sure if you'll live long enough to survive a market crash. (I've got to start laughing at myself)

.......….when it used to be women, parties and cocaine. Now it's black coffee, Metamucil and Viagra......

My friend told me I was old because when he called to ask what I was doing I told him "waiting for the mail" Must be a sign you're getting old?

You will. Very soon. And the first one you get will hurt! ;)

The hearing aid ads in my mailbox might be an indicator.

Your brain says yes but your dick says no?

Buying hearing aids!

You know your're old when...... the neighborhood kids want to know if you're doing O.K. during the current Coronavirus lockdown. I was on my way up the street to do my tri-weekly 20 miler on the bicycle. Carp, 73 is not old.

When it's more fun to think about sex than to have sex.

When your packet of condoms gets past it's best before date.

When the hot sauce is placed on the table, but you have to double-check the day planner.

When "OK Bommer" pisses you off!






f'yall, I'm Gen X. By a few months!

My long time motorcycle buddy said it best: In the old days, we'd go on these trips to drink and chase women.

Now, it's a chance to eat Red Meat and go to bed early........

When you are the first one at the urinals and the last one to leave, called pee envy. Happens to me at airports all the time.

As told to me by a 94 year old man back in 1982 (he was a cool guy)

"When I was young I had to put my dick under the fence rail so I didn't piss in my face. Now that I'm older I have to throw it over the fence rail so I don't piss on my shoes".

The other week my wife and I were coming out of the library (before they were closed ) and a young woman smiled at me and opened the door. As we got into our car I laughed and said the first time that happened to me, it was a boost to my ego, until I realized the cute young thing opening the door and smiling thought of me like her grandfather.
What the heck, I still like the smile.

I can't remember who said when they were 16, they thought 19 year old girls were so hot and that now they were 61 they still thought 19 year old girls were hot. Now that I'm in my sixties, I find I appreciate those kids mothers more than the kids. :D

Best
Les

4 pieces of mail yesterday...2 ads from local assisted living places and one from the Island Funeral Home, one unrelated piece.

At one of the large conventions I was at the banquet dinner was long as usual. I walked into a giant almost empty bathroom with 20+ urinals. There was an old man struggling with his walker, trying to get it out of the way so he could get to the urinal. So I helped him move it over and and I heard him unzip. I had the walker set up next to his urinal so all he had to do was grab it and go.

I then walked around the walker and stood one stall away and proceeded to do my thing. Some 12 year kid can running up, zip, pee, zip and ran out. The old man just muttered "show off".

Then:

I'd like a pack of smokes and a pack of condoms.

Now:

I'd like a pack of condoms and a pack of smokes.

I must be so old they think I'm dead. I used to get those things along with the ones from cremation services. I no longer get them.

...To zip up the fly after taking a leak.

But you’re really old when you forget to zip it down!

When the local biker sits in his driveway revving the engine and it really pizzes you off, even though you are a motorcyclist too.

When you hear yourself mumbling "damn kids these days"

You check the obituaries to make sure you're still alive.

When you notice you've started using the hand rails on the first trip downstairs in the morning to get a cup of coffee because your knees aren't "warmed up" yet.

Oy!

You wake up stiff in all the wrong places.

you know your getting old when.....
 

You can't remember your third grade teacher showing how possessive contractions work.

....you clicked ;)

^^^^ This!

Plus, you chuckled at the "Fairly Dumb Question" thread and got all of the references!

priorities change:

young:
1 sex
2 sex
3 sex

old:
1 a good meal
2 a good nights sleep
3 a good BM
4 sex

Dang. I remember when that cover hit the stands!

Best
Les

When I get up from being on the ground, I think of the "Green Mile"
So I always say;
"Old man rising" instead of "Dead man walking"

I may be in trouble here.

Trying to remember my third grade teachers name.